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Hello and welcome to the Ministry Of Jelly.

Official Welcome

Either you have wandered here by accident expecting to find something useful or like all employees here at Jelly HQ you have recognised the wonderous qualities of this sweet and have come to pay your respects.

Roll Up, Roll UP!!!

As the official 'Minister Of Jelly' around here I feel it's my duty to enlighten the world about the many varied and wonderous varieties of Jelly sweets available. In order to do make this more effective the Ministry would greatly appreciate your comments on Jelly Sweets smiley - bigeyes

  • Fruit Pastilles
  • Jelly Tots
  • Wine Gums
  • Fruit Gums
  • Green Jelly Rabbits
  • Jelly at Childrens Parties
  • Trifle
  • Jelly Babies
  • Jelly Beans

Duties Of The Ministry

During my term of office I also hope to provide a safe and welcoming place for all new researchers who may not otherwise be able to find a secure place to eat jelly. Thus you may have been directed here by myself and are currently wondering why you're reading all this when all you want are your free virtual Fruit Pastilles. If this is you then please form an orderlyqueue until I've finished removing all the red ones... Footprints and a sign

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