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Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans

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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?)

Earwax, dirt, and earthworm are the real flavors. I'm honestly only speculating about the mouldering flesh, but it makes sense, doesn't it? Hell, if you're going to eat some wierd flourescent colored candy named earwax, mouldering flesh seems to fit right in.

Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans

Post 22


As long as it doesn't have marmite.

(Sorry, I just came from Orcus' poll)

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