h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grins*
So Britney it is then...do you have any requests or shall I just start with the first album and move through them all

I'm actually listening to "Baby, one more time" as I type this. The Travis version, though.

*Swaps the contents of a Britney CD box with an Inspiral Carpets one*

Here, try this one.

OOoh what an inspirational carpet...

*swops back to Britney and wonders if they can come to a compromise with Dido*
Actually that won't work as I think I left the CD in Cambridge

(singing)
...the most beautiful woman alive.
Saturn fiiiive, you really....

Oh.

Dido's OK, as long as it doesn't have some nutter talking of the top. Alternatively I have some Blondie here.

*dons headphones, puts on Blur, and ignores everyone else*

*sticks her tongue out at Ian*
Oh I have the Blur albums too...you could have just said

Dido are brilliant, maybe if you've only heard the Eminem version of it then you've missed the greatness?
*grins*
but I have either if you're sure you really don't want Billie Piper (not Billie, note the subtle difference) or SClub7 playing?

*listens to static on the radio, while bouncing up and down* Hey, Britney Spears isn't as bad as I thought.

See it's great for bouncing...
*puts on "Oops I did it again" and starts dancing*

"Britney before you go there's something I want you to have...
Oh it's beautiful, but isn't this...
Yes, yes it is...
But I thought the old lady dropped this into the ocean at the end of the movie...
Well Britney I swam down and fetched it for you...
Oh...you shouldn't have...
OOOPS I did it again"

*grins and notices the looks of horror on the assembled crowd*
I'll get me coat...

has the music stopped yet? *adjusts his earplugs*

*grins*
Nope that was just me singing, the musics still there

*hands Tinkerbell her coat*

Thank you
*runs off to hide in shame*

*looks around*

Where did she go?

what did you say? *removes earplugs*

*takes the opportunity to stick a bit of Ska on the CD player*

I really like the Dido track M&M uses, but I've not heard owt else. And I'd rather not hear William Piper, whatever name she's called by.