A Conversation for MINISTRY OF JELLY!

Mmm, Jelly

Post 1

The Fish

As you paid my ministry a visit, I thought I repay the honour smiley - smiley

So, how's Ministerial life? I don't suppose Peregrins given you a budget has he?....

Do you have any jelly babies smiley - bigeyes

smiley - fish


Mmm, Jelly

Post 2

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

How do you get here? I've only been here about five minutes myself...that's ridiculoussmiley - smiley
*thinks*
Mmm jelly babies I knew I'd forgotten somethingsmiley - smiley I did have a budget but I seem to have eaten most of it in my testingsmiley - smiley


Mmm, Jelly

Post 3

The Fish

Because you came to my Ministry, and said Hello, so I like to return the favour smiley - smiley

Well, as I've always said... "There's nothing like accurate research. (and this is Nothing like accurate research) smiley - winkeye ... sorry bad joke ... smiley - smiley

smiley - fish


Mmm, Jelly

Post 4

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

But I hadn't even created this when I went to visit you...and I didn't even mention that I'd done itsmiley - smiley

Mmm bad joke but quite true...ahh reminds me of doing fake coursework for schoolsmiley - smiley


Mmm, Jelly

Post 5

The Fish

Yes, but I looked at your user page, and I saw your ministry of Jelly... which you'd mentioned on some other forum... So I had a look... smiley - smiley

Yes, If I think about it, it could for me aswell smiley - winkeye
smiley - fish


Mmm, Jelly

Post 6

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Oh ok then, I'll let you offsmiley - winkeye
*wonders if anyone ever actually scientifically found results or whether evryone just made them up*

I'm not happy though as my two links both link here and this blatantly isn't a forum called queue here...still at least they go somewheresmiley - smiley


Mmm, Jelly

Post 7

The Fish

63.72% of all statistics are made up on the spot smiley - winkeye

Try H2G2="F56795?thread=84860" for your link...
smiley - fish


Mmm, Jelly

Post 8

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Nah it's 88.2% Vic Reeves researched itsmiley - winkeye


Mmm, Jelly

Post 9

The Fish

smiley - smiley

Do you have any reaserch on Sleep?
smiley - fishzzzZZZ


Mmm, Jelly

Post 10

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Ummm...
*thinks*
Actually I do...
*grins*
I did an entire final exam on Sleep patterns and sleep deprivation...tonnes of useless studies in thatsmiley - smiley


Mmm, Jelly

Post 11

The Fish

*Shocked at actual result!*

Wow! I hadn't expected that one smiley - winkeye What have you studied? School etc...?

I could probably use some of your "knowledge" in My Ministry smiley - smiley


Mmm, Jelly

Post 12

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*grins*
I thought that'd shock you... I'd use the term Knowledge very loosely though as last minute cramming and photographic memory does not count as knowing the studies and most of them have flaws anyway. Still it got me an A grade so it can't be too poorsmiley - smiley
*goes off to fetch A-level notes*
smiley - smiley


Mmm, Jelly

Post 13

The Fish

*Is impressed as never bothered with such things as "A-levels" smiley - winkeye

I've always found that, most peoples studies of something are usually flawed ... yet they're always accepted as "FACT" 20 years later smiley - smiley
smiley - fish


Mmm, Jelly

Post 14

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

smiley - tongueout
Hmmm...
*shows a page of a Psychology text book*
This studies about three years old and flawed...
*displays another stack of paper*
and this one's 6 months old and highly flawed as I made it up...but I did get credit for itsmiley - tongueout


Mmm, Jelly

Post 15

The Fish

Cool smiley - smiley

Always nice getting credit for loussy work smiley - winkeye
smiley - fish


Mmm, Jelly

Post 16

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

It wasn't loussy...I put great thought into making up a convincing psychologists name and the date it was completed, I even had fake statistics to support my fake resultssmiley - smiley


Mmm, Jelly

Post 17

The Fish

Sorry, smiley - sadface I didn't mean it like that...... smiley - smiley

It all sounds like a very impresive fake smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish


Mmm, Jelly

Post 18

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*grins*
Thankyou, my teacher thought so toosmiley - winkeye


Mmm, Jelly

Post 19

The Fish

Do you do most of your course work that way then...? smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish


Mmm, Jelly

Post 20

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*grins*
You think you're jokingsmiley - smiley
We did do the first study correctly but then one of our volunteers got quite confused so after that we thought it was safer to estimate themsmiley - smiley
Media Studies we did right as we had to make videos...although the market research was enhanced slightlysmiley - smiley


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