A Conversation for MINISTRY OF JELLY!
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Mmm, Jelly
The Fish Started conversation Oct 28, 2000
As you paid my ministry a visit, I thought I repay the honour 
So, how's Ministerial life? I don't suppose Peregrins given you a budget has he?....
Do you have any jelly babies 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 28, 2000
How do you get here? I've only been here about five minutes myself...that's ridiculous
*thinks*
Mmm jelly babies I knew I'd forgotten something I did have a budget but I seem to have eaten most of it in my testing
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The Fish Posted Oct 28, 2000
Because you came to my Ministry, and said Hello, so I like to return the favour
Well, as I've always said... "There's nothing like accurate research. (and this is Nothing like accurate research) 
... sorry bad joke ...
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 28, 2000
But I hadn't even created this when I went to visit you...and I didn't even mention that I'd done it
Mmm bad joke but quite true...ahh reminds me of doing fake coursework for school
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The Fish Posted Oct 28, 2000
Yes, but I looked at your user page, and I saw your ministry of Jelly... which you'd mentioned on some other forum... So I had a look...
Yes, If I think about it, it could for me aswell
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 28, 2000
Oh ok then, I'll let you off
*wonders if anyone ever actually scientifically found results or whether evryone just made them up*
I'm not happy though as my two links both link here and this blatantly isn't a forum called queue here...still at least they go somewhere
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The Fish Posted Oct 28, 2000
63.72% of all statistics are made up on the spot
Try H2G2="F56795?thread=84860" for your link...
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 28, 2000
Ummm...
*thinks*
Actually I do...
*grins*
I did an entire final exam on Sleep patterns and sleep deprivation...tonnes of useless studies in that
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The Fish Posted Oct 28, 2000
*Shocked at actual result!*
Wow! I hadn't expected that one What have you studied? School etc...?
I could probably use some of your "knowledge" in My Ministry
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 28, 2000
*grins*
I thought that'd shock you... I'd use the term Knowledge very loosely though as last minute cramming and photographic memory does not count as knowing the studies and most of them have flaws anyway. Still it got me an A grade so it can't be too poor
*goes off to fetch A-level notes*
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The Fish Posted Oct 29, 2000
*Is impressed as never bothered with such things as "A-levels"
I've always found that, most peoples studies of something are usually flawed ... yet they're always accepted as "FACT" 20 years later
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 29, 2000
Hmmm...
*shows a page of a Psychology text book*
This studies about three years old and flawed...
*displays another stack of paper*
and this one's 6 months old and highly flawed as I made it up...but I did get credit for it
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 31, 2000
It wasn't loussy...I put great thought into making up a convincing psychologists name and the date it was completed, I even had fake statistics to support my fake results
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The Fish Posted Oct 31, 2000
Sorry, 
I didn't mean it like that......
It all sounds like a very impresive fake
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 31, 2000
*grins*
You think you're joking
We did do the first study correctly but then one of our volunteers got quite confused so after that we thought it was safer to estimate them
Media Studies we did right as we had to make videos...although the market research was enhanced slightly
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