A Conversation for MINISTRY OF JELLY!

Milk Jellies have feelings too

Post 1

Wumbeevil

I've just been scouring your department and can find no trace of Carnation Milk Jellies, which make up a large proportion of the Wumbeevil diet, especially the lime ones that resemble...well if you've seen one you'll know what they resemble, and if you haven't...RESIGN! RESIGN! smiley - winkeye

Would the Minister care to explain this oversight?


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Post 2

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Would the Wumbeevil care to tell me what a Carnation Milk Jelly is? smiley - winkeye
*wonders if she's supposed to be polite now she's an official Minister*


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Post 3

Wumbeevil

Two questions.
Aren't good fairies always polite?
Does this mean I can become minister for snow angels? smiley - winkeye

Take the jelly and dissolve in a minimal amount of water, microwave's are useful. Allow to cool slightly, (or add ice cubes if you're drooling). Make up to the correct volume with a can of Carnation Milk and allow to set, if you can resist for that long.

Stick head in bowl and eat the lot.


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Post 4

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*grins*
Good fairies are always polite but that doesn't necessarily mean we're always good fairiessmiley - smiley

And you can't be Minister For Snow Angels if you don't know what they aresmiley - smiley

*makes mental note to go and find jelly and carnation milk*
I hope I can trust you with this y'knowsmiley - smiley


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Post 5

Wumbeevil

Trust me, I'm not a doctor.


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Post 6

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Good a reason as any I suppose...you are an ant though and ant's aren't known for their great food sensesmiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Wumbeevil

*hides his quorn mince curry of a few hours ago*

I'm an ant no longer. I've been to Miss Amy's finishing school for young anties, and am now a fully fledged weevil. I seem to have overdone things at the end of term dance tho, I don't remember posing as nature intended for the school pic that Miss Amy kindly sent me.

... and as for the one with the Biology teacher, well that just has to be a fake. I'd never waste blackcurrant milk jelly in that fashion.

Isn't it about time Her Miniscule Ministeress changed her name to reflect her new status. You'll also have to declare the JB souvenir tissue collection in the list of members' interests!


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Post 8

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*wonders why he's hiding the quorn mince*
Hmmm...so what does a weevil look like then?

*grins*
I object I own no such collection...mine's purely a racing memorabilia showcasesmiley - smiley
*debates whether this is a wise thing to ask*
So what should my name be then?


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Post 9

Wumbeevil

The quorn curry was a disaster, still I suppose I should have followed my instincts and put in the whole jar of powder rather than the miniscule amount recommended. I saved it the next night by turning it into a sweet and sour.

You're a success at your new job (despite having missed the ministerial briefing on milk jellies). On Monday night I went out and got the makings for a raspberry milk jelly. I'm just glad you're not the Minister for Babies.

We weevils are pretty ugly, and everyone considers us as pests, so I think I've chosen my name well. Amy did a pic of me and it's on my page.

What have you got in your racing memorabilia showcase then? Bits of Gilles Villeneuve and Ayrton Senna? Murray Walker's Greatest Hits? OUCH! Hmm, there's a big page of Murray out there somewhere.

You're right it isn't a wise thing to ask.
*debates whether this is a wise thing to answer*
How about "Tinkerbell (Minister for Wobbly Things)"?

*decides it definitely wasn't a wise thing to answer and tries to figure a way out of it*
Naw, that wouldn't work, would it? Some people would deliberately misinterpret it, and send you obscene letters about London's M-word Bridge.


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Post 10

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Quorn mince has a habit of not doing what you expect it to do...I made bolognaise last week and ended up turning it into burgerssmiley - smiley

I still don't understand this milk jelly thing, I really am going to have to make some...
*grins*
Is this picture similar to the last picture which I was lured to see?

*looks annoyed*
Thats not funny.

Oh you expected me to have jelly in my title I thought you were alluding to my Jenson Button fan statussmiley - smiley


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Post 11

Wumbeevil

Didn't the burgers fall off the spaghetti?

Serious question. Can you boil quorn mince? I'm trusting you here if you answer is in the affirmative.
Thinks: this should be an interesting test for a GOOD fairy

Non, no, nein. This picture of a Wumbeevil is perfectly respectable. I had no hand in it, if you'll pardon the phrase.

Yeah well, what sounds more respectable "Tinkerbell (Minister for Jelly)" or Tinkerbell (Jenson Button's favourite fairy carrie, but not the one covered in pig's blood, and definitely not the Cliff Richard song)"?


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Post 12

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

I put them in bread so they were safe...

Noooooo! Don't boil mince! You'd not boil mince normally I don't think so boiling quorn mince would just go horrendously wrong...unless you've made a bolognaise sauce and put mince in it and that happens to boil whilst you're not watching it but then that can be turned into burgerssmiley - smiley
*looks impressed at her honesty and thanks Wumbeevil for not persuing his joke*
smiley - smiley
Hmm...Princess Tinkerbell sounds best but if I really must pick I'll go with Minister for Jellysmiley - smiley
*goes off to look at the picture*


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Post 13

The Fish

Perhaps "Tinkerbell Princess of Jelly" smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish


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Post 14

Wumbeevil

You put spaghetti in bread? Did you coil it up like DNA or something?

*ducks as a fairy sized bolognaise burger flies towards him*

Mummy Wumbeevil always boiled mince, but even that wasn't as bad as when she boiled sausages in with it. I guess she thought that you could never burn anything by boiling it. I've a sneaky feeling that she also boil-washed the nappies at the same time as the mince and sausages, that's what it tasted like anyway. See, now I'm very depressed. smiley - sadface

I cannot tell a lie, I did pursue my unfunny joke, but deleted it for health reasons.

There are Princesses everywhere on H2G2. Hmm, there are Ministers everywhere as well. Howabout "Tsarina Tinkerbell" (I was going to say "Tsaritsa", but you might have thought that was leading up to a Glaswegian pun, and no I'm not explaining it if you can't do the accent). Yeah, Tsarina has that touch of eastern mystique about it. Just watch out for Fairy Lenin tho, he's got a garden that he plants Tsarinas in.

Why am I still here at 12:25am? Your luck's right out today Tinkerbell.


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Post 15

The Fish

*Scratches head.....* smiley - bigeyes
smiley - fish


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Post 16

Wumbeevil

Have you got fish lice? smiley - smiley


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Post 17

The Fish

Maybe.... do you think I should see a Fish doctor smiley - winkeye
smiley - fish


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Post 18

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*grins*
Oooh Princess of Jelly I like thatsmiley - smiley

I've never boiled quorn mince and I don't think it say's you can... I don't know I wouldn't trust itsmiley - smiley

*grins again*
I saw a picture of a weevil in a book today...

Hmmm, you definitely did well to delete it as I would have moved from mildly annoyed to very cross if you hadn't...

*looks confused*
Fish lice?? Fish doctors??? Whatsmiley - tongueout


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Post 19

Wumbeevil

MoS: It was always the nurse shark who dealt with a crowd of us in school when we had the crawlies.

Nope you can bribe me all you like, there is no way I'm mentioning crabs...damn, damn, damn!

TB: That picture, I was young and needed the money. I was drugged and kidnapped by white slave Attenboroughs, I tell ya.


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Post 20

The Fish

My Gran seems to think you can boil ANYTHING but then she is 88 and very determined, so she wouldn't hesitate at Quorn Mince smiley - winkeye
smiley - fish


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