h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I'm sure she would as to those who aren't forced to eat it it's generally viewed with distaste

Wise Man say: If you're forced to eat vegetarian food, bite the hand that feeds you.

Hey THE ad just came up here! It must be in the cache somewhere. Your page or mine?

*grins*
Well don't bite my hand...
*looks guilty*
actually Fruit Pastilles aren't strictly vegetarian

*giggles*
And as for the ad, blame BT

*Is imune to annoying ads*

Aren't they!???

Walkers cheese and onion crisps have meat in.... and Barbeque beef don't

Nope I saw a deleicious looking Fruit pastille walking down the street yesterday calmly nibbing on a leather couch and a crocskin chair.

Ah, that's suite I thought.

*groans*
Well they have gelatine in which technically I don't eat...but whilst I just about have enough will power to give up bacon and pork...and lamb...and lamb chops...and chicken...and hamburgers...ooh and steak....
*stops herself before she weakens*
ermm anyway I don't have enough will power to give up Fruit Pastilles


Besides there's a new ad now which has no nudeyness or old women on and is actually quite nice, it's still Eyestorm but it has Neil Armstrong (at least I assume it's Neil Armstrong, it could be Buzz Lightyear but it's such as small picture) on one and a very pretty sunset which looks to be in Jerusalem or somewhere and half a womans head...but I do miss the Vengaboys lyrics as some of the mixes were quite funny
*goes off to play Vengaboys albums and play with her talking Buzz Lightyear doll*

Oh well.....

What don't you like about meat?....

*looks sad*
Nothing I love meat, it's yummy

Even the MRM stuff, the eyeball sausages, and chopped up bits of various unidentifiable organs?

Or do you just bite into passing herbivores?

Oh sorry, were you enjoying that pie?

Ok so I'll restrict that to identifiable forms of meat such as bacon, chicken, pork and lamb...

Lamb? You know how to upset a sweaty, dontcha? Imagine eating all our women.....

....

.......

And yet the jokes contiune from forum to forum

...as do the accusations.

Accusations? Moi?
*smiles mischeviously*
I have a way to solve that...
*ties misteltoe to Wumbeevil's head just out of reach of 'easily undo-able' place then leaps up and him on the cheek then runs off giggling*
hehehehehe...

Accusations? Moi?
*smiles mischeviously*
I have a way to solve that...
*ties misteltoe to Wumbeevil's head just out of reach of 'easily undo-able' place then leaps up and him on the cheek then runs off giggling*
hehehehehe...

*Returns just long enough to clarify that THAT'S THE CHEEK ON HIS FACE/HEAD before he even has time to make jokes*

Aw shucks! I'm touched

You really think I needed that footnote?

Yeah I suppose you're right, wait 'til you see my Christmas decorations/first attempt at getting barred from here.

*looks up at mistletoe and tries unsuccessfully to remove it by sticking his head in a fan. The supporter ducks and hits him with a pie.*

Come back! Where's your fairyanity Tinkerbell? Just think of the pain and suffering you're going to cause your fellow human fairies when they have to kiss me.