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Magic pills?"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."repetitive electronic music

Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989


I am the...

Keeper of Stunningly Bad Jokes and Four-Hour-Long Irrelevant Rants

I have now been awarded the delightful title above. I am sworn to keep these things (which I love, but many people appear not to) as far away from everyone else as possible. Unless you want either of them, that is. Check out the Keeper Page here to claim your title.

The FFFF - Chair of Irrelevant Digression

This is the short form of my prestigious post at the Freedom From Faith Foundation. That Faith, she is a beeyatch, no? She keeps on bugging me even though I told her years ago that it was through between us. I feel very fortunate (and also astonished at their prescience) that the Guide contained a ready-made support group to help liberate me from the unwanted attentions of an ex-lover.

The Minister of Ultraviolet

The colour of colours - no other colour makes your teeth glow and shows just how much dandruff has gathered on your and your friends' shoulders during a night in a club! Don't delay, get Ultraviolet today! (Advertisement) Get your Ministry here!

This should hopefully be a link to the GuideML Clinic. It needs to be somewhere handy for me to use.


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