I wish bananas were purple.
Caution: MOOSE AHEAD!WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY?????? Join the campaign @ Moose Smiley Campaign
I OBJECT!
this is me:
and here is a joke, which i felt like putting here...
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Then can I have some corn?"
have moved friends list to bottom of page where h2g2 conveniently provided a space.i know i'm missing some ppl, but i can't for the life of me think who (so sorry). if it's you, come and complain.
and this here would be a link to phoneix's story...it temporarily escapes me what it is called...but here is the link.This is the link....click it...or not...
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