I wish bananas were purple.

Caution: MOOSE AHEAD!An underwater sheep

boing boing boing boing. welcome to (part of) my world.boing boing. i don't know what U'r doing here, but whatever it is, have fun. boing boing boing. don't mind the purple elephant, he doesn't bite.boing boing.

On a completely unconnected issue, I am a member of the League/Club of Incredibly Super Ultra Smartly Intelligent Children of the Mind, an owlatrons thundercat, keeper of discarded mousepads and all things yellow and a student at the School For The Perpetually Confused and i think i just joined the triscuit army... i am also part of the h2g2 spy society (codename: purple monkey dishwasher) And also a memebr of De Myelin Nation...oh i can't spell it...leave me alone...I'M AN ACE! I have also just launched my world domination campaign. the HQ is @ A915725. AH! what fun! I have also joined the Sporkites.

WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????

WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY??????WHY ISN'T THERE A MOOSE SMILEY?????? Join the campaign @ Moose Smiley Campaign

A wet wormA smiley going through several mood changes

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I OBJECT!

A fish riding a penny farthing bicycle in front of some upside down verse

this is me:

me

HA HA

LCISUSICM...

and here is a joke, which i felt like putting here...

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Then can I have some corn?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

have moved friends list to bottom of page where h2g2 conveniently provided a space.i know i'm missing some ppl, but i can't for the life of me think who (so sorry). if it's you, come and complain.

and this here would be a link to phoneix's story...it temporarily escapes me what it is called...but here is the link.This is the link....click it...or not...

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