The Cheeseboard
 Aha! I see you've popped by for a light snack. Welcome to the Cheeseboard. It's just like a bulletin board but tastes better. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very brightly my dear . A journey of a thousand words begins with just one letter. Sometime you have to make tough choices. Whether tis
nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous
stilton or to stick to the onions. Better the  These ramblings have been brought to you by Moonglum
Clampflower MornC,
Muse of Ego, and Keeper of
the lamp. Also known as Happinose for a brief
period of self discovery. I wonder how much time people
spend staring in to their fridge looking for something
or in some cases coz there is nothing on the television.
I have returned from one such journey and it's amazing what you can find in dark recesses and places of storage. Why not tell me of your Journey? Looking for places to go and people to see? Then you've come to the right place. These are some of the major places which are a good starting point. If you are looking for something specific then you could always search for it. | |||
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Questions: Can I just take this opportunity to ask you what sort of a world is it in which we live where a man dressed up as a BAT ... gets all my press?. 
I'm sure you have questions yourself. Here's a couple of answers for starters.
Why Moonglum? I overheard a conversation about a book called "Elric at the end of time", during which I heard talk of a character call Moonglum, Elric's now departed sidekick. I thought it was just such a fantasticly original name that I have taken this name for all my points of presence on the web. 
Since then I have found other Moonglums all over the place, over 60 in with hotmail addresses. It would seem that Moonglum is anything but original. 
Clampflower?!!?? I went to see Motorhead in concert at the Civic Hall in Guildford, Surrey. They were painfully loud! The following day my head was like the bell tower of NotreDame Cathedral. I went to work and got a phone call from a Ms Lamplow. This name with the additions of whistles and bells from the previous night seeped in to my brain as Clampflower, 
much to the amusement of my colleagues.
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