Welcome to the

This society is dedicated to the peacefull pursuit of Mornington Crescent here to be known as The Game. A game whose roots can be traced to pre Roman times. The society welcomes new members but in order to become a member, the applicant must observe the rules of conduct and must have a clear understanding of the rules of the game.

Rules of Conduct

You don't talk about Mornington Crescent. The rules are very complex and subject to addition at very little notice. If you try to give a quick run down, you're only going to confuse people.

You will not play Mornington Crescent for money. Those of us who understand the rules of this game will also understand why this rule is critical to avoid unexepected outbreaks of stropps, eggs, humps and of course jail.

You will conduct yourself in an orderly manner whilst playing the game. There is nothing worse than a disorderly Mornington Crescent player (See the Rushton / Garden incident of 1976).

House Rules and Varients

There are many varients and rules that can be invoked and deployed during a game. Here is a list of the varient rules that are always in play unless otherwise stated.

Rule Amendments

Euston clauses
Victoria clauses
Northern Line rule
Incorporating Options
Swedish Inversion Rule
three time loop jump
Reverse-Badgering
Livinstone Itergrated Transport rules 2002c
German Lateral rules
War Provision Rationing Rules of 1942
arrow pinoche varient of Euston Rule
Two hour Challenge
Definitely no Worple Financial Index
Reverse bidding
Osmonds ruling of 1975
1999 Red Ken versus The People ruling
East Anglian advantage
Rule 221b


Varients

Cobblethorpes 1960 Beeching execution variant
The Larch 1986 variant


Manouvers

Ottoman
Shunting
Slip Routes
Bidermeyers slip
Napoleon manoeuvre
Ruislip triumvirate
Snape's Drift
Heathrow Terminal 4 Move


Points

Get Out Of Kilburn Free card
Blue Chips
Green Chips
five pounds
Victoria line bonus


Banned Rules and Varients

The 1833 Half Scrotum

Please refer to the latest MornC approved Underground Map for station details.

Members List

This is a list of all the people who have successfully joined the H2G2 Mornington Crescent Appreciation Society. They have agreed to its rules of conduct and are well versed with at least the basic rules. In joining this society, they have earned the right to add MornC after their name if they so wish.

Moonglum Clampflower
The Snockerty Friddle
Norton II
Giford
Uncle 'Indiana' Heavy
Demon Drawer
Munchkin
Kaz
Lizzy
MinaAlex A
2 Legs
Hathornefer
Quoth
Unconformity
Sonorus
Sentient Cabbage
French Bean
daSilva
Vip
Santragenius V
FloridaSailor - wereshark

Other MC games in H2G2 include.

Alex A

Resources.

Urban RailThe Ultimate Guide to the London Underground