Waitresses
Created | Updated Jan 27, 2003
Nominations
sorta scouted by Deidzoeb on 27 JAN 2003:
Check out discussion on F84877?thread=242200 for a bunch of entries by Analiese. I haven't read them all to see if they're all CAC material, but "The Flicker" and "How Analiese and Uncle Ned Met" were really good.
Behold the power of Bossel:
(next 30 entries added 23 JAN 2003)
I think we already had this one (and I didn't thoroughly check the
others):
A587117 WWII
possibly CAC material:
A580088 TypOrphanage
A591653 Four beats
A635429 Other Uses for Babelfish
A632611 part 4
A654671 Chicken Soup
CAC stuff:
A583797 Internet Book (Jeremy the Super Mouse)
A615368 Writing
A620641 Shoelaces
A616169 The Many Diverse Uses of Boogers
A615719 Self-Deception Gene
A616420 Man Recipes
A615269 How to form A nu metal band
A615160 Alternative Answers
A791057 big glowing thing
A622063 Love Letters
A621334 Unidentified Drinking Injuries (UDI)
A667000 Unusual Travelling Words
A621352 How to become paranoid [already nominated below]
A629633 Golf Courses of Antactica
A621316 Beer Scooter
A621325 Beer Goggles
A639759 Fortune Teller
A639173 bogies
A359714 Greebs Speak
A656363 First Time Dad At Age 41
A665859 Fashion Industry [we used before? sounds familiar]
A651827 Email Roulette
A647110 How the War Was Won
A405938 (scouted by Deidzoeb 19 JAN 2003)
A920819 (scouted by Bossel 10 JAN 2003)
A page by jwf full of Bossel-scouted nominations
Added 14 Sept 2002, scout=DeidzoebA622306
Added 26 August 2002, scout=bossel or tonsil?
A811478
Added 22 August, scout=Sir Bossel
possibly AGG material:
A480629 Credit Watcher
A486407 infinity plus 1 cat
A309872 Insomnia
A512191 Josua Brown
A523342 Them and Us
A515044 Wet Paint Signs
A521146 Work
A473212 Mr T
surely:
A506819 Canada vs USA
A795431 Flogging
A522352 Arrghh
A195770 Urban myths 1
A196076 Urban myths 3
A196085 Urban myths 4
certainly:
A512533 Nothing
A29404 Sharks and Hollywood
A791057 The Big Glowy Thingy
Finally, just to make my claim, these are the ones for the next 'Bossel' issue (with or without intro):
[and so they were!]
A506288 Humvee
Added 28 July (scout=Sir Bossel)
A532108 (definitely 'thumbs up')
A175745 (just great
)A480935 (not overly original, but good anyway)
A669846 (hmmmm
)A500392 (from the 'Weird Science' department)
A495489 (from the 'love and other human relations' dept.)
A484012 (from the 'Observing, Lurking, Stalking' dept.)
A479982 (goes under 'Food for Thought')
A303698
A496082
A500455 (hidden pending moderation as of 8 JAN 03)
A341227
Added 26 May
A466481 (scout=Sir Bossel)
A742394 (scout=Sir Bossel)
Added 7 May (these ones scouted by Bossel too)
A395778
A395787
A371387
Added 18 April (all this section scouted by Bossel)
A203978
A465310
A243505
A356078
A325847
A295779
A206759
A468632
A273674
A717464
A725771
A673896
A61930
A669585
A646481
A724114
A732665
Added 30 March
A279236 by U104826 (scout=Deidzoeb)
Intro: Everybody knows that the guys in the red shirts were the expendable ones on the original Star Trek series. In this entry, Demon Drawer attempts a shirt-color-coordinated body count from each episode of the series. Sadly the piece is not finished, and seems to show, contrary to conventional wisdom, that red shirts are the ones killed least often in the 13 episodes noted so far!
A717635 by U191449 (scout=Deidzoeb, 1 vote against)
Intro: Admitting "we don't really know what the psychic gnome really is or how his brain ticks," this entry proceeds to describe possible origins of the psychic gnome, how to identify them, how to trap them, and what to do with them after trapping them.
Added 26 March
A148619 (scout=tonsil revenge)
A636996 (scout=frogbit)
A503597 (scout=Zaphod OED)
INTRO: "Forget magical mystery tours, wild overlanders, passages to india or the gripping adventures of clippie Cliff in the film 'Summer Holiday' - Hold onto your seats, take a deep breath and experience the not-to-be-missed commute on the treacherous Clapham express."
Added/Nominated between 17 and 19 March
A221202 (first nomination by Zaphod! Yay!!!
)A421426 (scout=tonsil revenge)
"Intro:For those who have not had the joy, here is a small program to let you in on some of the comforts and
envrironmental curiosities of owning a large dog. Pay heed. Very little of this is in jest."
A147467 (scout=tonsil revenge)
We each have our favorite colors. Some of us do not know why and others are aware of the associative reasons
for their choices. This writer has a whole page of associations. What more can I do than shut up and let him tell
you about it?
A395075 (scout=tonsil revenge)
A509087 (scout=tonsil revenge)
A705520 (scout=tonsil revenge) Spring themed?
A334937 (scout=tonsil revenge)
Intro: "Rhyme has a place in the scheme of things. If you find it, please tell me, as I've been having trouble parking
mine. This collection of syllables rhymes. Bearably so. I guess that is the best we can expect.
It also tells an intelligible story. Which is not to be opposed with terrible, which it is, in a way."
A659324 (scout=tonsil revenge)
Added 9 March
A704693 (scout=tonsil)
A681563 (scout=Deidzoeb, don't use in AGG/GAG until tonsil gives thumbs up on final draft)
A219485 (scout=tonsil)
Added 6 March
A640982 (already ran in the Post)
A579585 (scout=tonsil)
Added 15 Feb
A215894 (scout=tonsil revenge)
Added 12 Feb
A677360 (scout=tonsil revenge)
Added 5 Feb
A650044 (scout=Lucinda)
A210600 (scout=Lucinda, 1 vote to de-nominate)
Added 2 FEB 2002:
A175367 (scout=Lucinda)
Added 26 JAN 2002:
A274556 (scout = Deidzoeb)
Added 23 JAN 2002:
A652592 (scout = jwf)
A269958 (scout = Bossel)
A496271 (scout = Bossel)
Added 21 JAN 2002:
A472565 (scout = Bossel)
A683705 (recc'ed by Deidzoeb)
Added or nominated 14 JAN 2002:
A130177
A244199
A166303
A178445
Added 11 JAN 2002:
A653546 (deleted)
up to 10 JAN 2002:
- A586550 (2 votes to de-nominate)
- A617168 (1 vote to de-nominate)
- A661097 (1 vote to de-nominate)
- A648317
- A532379
- A444043
- A415892
- A228566
- A635861 (2 votes to de-nominate)
- A670835 (deleted by the author?)
- A527861
- A347122
- A285392
- A343847
- A621352
- A303337
- A351875
- A353495 (2 votes to de-nominate)
- A357248 (2 votes to de-nominate)
Already appeared in the Post:
A398748
Appeared in the Edited Guide!:
A295742
A508754
A588963
Updated through AGG/GAG #42 and through CAC 19 DEC 2002. To see all entries that have appeared in AGG/GAG's Post column to date, browse through AGGGAG-Archives and follow up with A856938.
There's a fly in my scoop!
jwf suggested that we call it "Waiters" or something odd to prevent people easily finding sneak previews of future AGG/GAG columns. This page is now officially the A number 1 place to shout your nominations, as far as you know. I'll try to scour the other discussion threads for nominations, but don't expect miracles. Post a message below and I'll add it later.
Thanks,
Subcom. Deidzoeb
Herder of Nominations
