h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Clarification: the sticker is from a Wendy's kid's meal. They wouldn't put anything as old as my computer at work in a Wendy's kid's meal.

Clarification: No, I did not snatch it from a kid. I bought the kid's meal for myself.

I understand. We go to fastfood restaurants that have the kid's toys I want. I have a "Tick" toy (among other things) on my monitor and a 1:18 Tucker car and a 12 inch Silver Surfer figure on my CPU...

Don't you hate when you order a kid's meal because they have a cool picture of it on their menu board, then you pull off with your order and find out that they ran out of the cool toys, so you're stuck with Hello Kittie or a non-functioning furby or something totally irrelevant that you never would have ordered? F****n' false advertising!

Yep!
But the worst was when I had a whole box of still in the plastic Animaniacs toys I'd collected and my mom had sent me, from MacDonald's, and one day when I was out at work, the five year old did the "gimme" and the dutiful mother got on a stepstool to get them down from where I'd put them out of reach and let the little monster drool all over them...
When I explained that you ask before you mess with someone's toys, she said,"Well, you weren't using them."

She's going grow up to be a SMART ALExandra, just like one or the other of her parents probably is.

Well, the kid is almost twelve now, and I've got her reasonably trained. The mother, though....I protect myself by booby-trapping my office.