ARRGHH....
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
IRRITATIONS
1. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"has the bus come yet?"
If the bus came, would l be standing here? idiot.
2. People who are willing to get off the couch to
search the entire room for
the remote control because they refuse to walk to the
tv to change the chanel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too".
That's right! what good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "its always the last place you
look". Of course it is.
Why the heck would you keep looking after you ve found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?.
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?" No loser, l paid £6 to come to cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can l ask a question? Didnt really
give me a choice there, did you sunshine?.
7. When something is "new and improved"! which is it?
if its new, then there has never been anything before it. If its an
improvement, then there have
been something before it. You ve lost me here.
8. When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! what can you do that's longer?
9. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do l point at my crotch when l ask where the toilet is?
