Fancology
Created | Updated May 2, 2002
Fancology is probobly the most miss understood and little know of any of the other sciences. In fact there are only 4 registered fancology doctors in the world (myself, Dr. Chumly, Dr. Java, and Dr. Bacon). But first to understand what fancology is one must first grasp the concept of what being fancy is.
There are several definitions of the word fancy. Contrary to poplular belief, fancy doesn't mean having expesive tastes (or being homosexual). In fact several different things can make a person quallify as fancy. One thing that contributes to being fancy is uniqueness. Most fancy people are so unique that they are often looked upon as freaks of nature. To which they often reply "Why thank you, but flattery will get you no where." Another trait fancy people often have (though this doesn't make one fancy) is that they often say what they want, to who they want, no matter how many times they get beaten for it.
Now your asking what a fancologist does. A fancologist is somone who is so fancy, they can teach others to be fancy if need be. Fancology requires a bit from all the other sciences from biology, to anatomy, to even chemestry. Though it in no way acts like the others. Some could even call it a social science.
This is the part were the reader asks "Hey, how do I become a fancologist?" Well it's very very hard. First you must find out were the cows live. The cows are not actual cows, just the four fanciest people in the world and the only ones kapable of giving out legal fancology doctorates. The next step is to wait until they are home. The cows (being so fancy) a rarely home and often stay out partying for 11 months a year. On the average year the cows only come home for a matter of hours and then leave. But, if when the cows come home and you are there, you can their fancology tests. If you pass you become a registered fancologist. I would tell were they live and what the tests are, but the cows specifically said to tell no one. In fact if I did I would lose my doctorate.
I hope this has been helpfull to any fancy people interested in the feild of fancology. Thank you.
There are several definitions of the word fancy. Contrary to poplular belief, fancy doesn't mean having expesive tastes (or being homosexual). In fact several different things can make a person quallify as fancy. One thing that contributes to being fancy is uniqueness. Most fancy people are so unique that they are often looked upon as freaks of nature. To which they often reply "Why thank you, but flattery will get you no where." Another trait fancy people often have (though this doesn't make one fancy) is that they often say what they want, to who they want, no matter how many times they get beaten for it.
Now your asking what a fancologist does. A fancologist is somone who is so fancy, they can teach others to be fancy if need be. Fancology requires a bit from all the other sciences from biology, to anatomy, to even chemestry. Though it in no way acts like the others. Some could even call it a social science.
This is the part were the reader asks "Hey, how do I become a fancologist?" Well it's very very hard. First you must find out were the cows live. The cows are not actual cows, just the four fanciest people in the world and the only ones kapable of giving out legal fancology doctorates. The next step is to wait until they are home. The cows (being so fancy) a rarely home and often stay out partying for 11 months a year. On the average year the cows only come home for a matter of hours and then leave. But, if when the cows come home and you are there, you can their fancology tests. If you pass you become a registered fancologist. I would tell were they live and what the tests are, but the cows specifically said to tell no one. In fact if I did I would lose my doctorate.
I hope this has been helpfull to any fancy people interested in the feild of fancology. Thank you.
