Greebs Speak
Created | Updated Jun 21, 2002
GREEBS SPEAK
OR
HOW TO UNDERSTAND GREEBISH
OR
A SHORT LESSON IN THE WRITINGS OF GREEBO
Many the time me has been asked why me writes like me does... ~grin~... me used to answer with a confused... "Er... what you talking about???" ... but over the years... ~grin~... all two and a bit more than last time me updated this... of them... me has come to realise that not everyone writes like me... So me has decided to write this page so that nobody needs ever make me feel confused again... ~bigger grin~
This page may take me some time to complete as me has much to say... and it will take many... many... many years of dedicated scribbling to accomplish this feat... though what my feet has to do with anything is my own business and not yours... ok!!!
GREEBO'S SAYINGS AND MEANINGS
There are in the world many types of grin... and several have been utilized by me to convey different feelings...
Examples:-
~GRIN~
Your basic bog standard grin... conveying a slightly larger than life smile...
~GRINNY GRIN~
Used when a GRIN is simply not good enough...
~MEGA GRIN~
The biggest grin of all... use with caution...
~SAD GRIN~
Used when something has upset me...
~EVIL GRIN~
Well... everyone has to be evil from time to time... me is no exception
~SHEEPISH GRIN~
A grin to show that me didn't mean it...
~SMILE~
Only used when being formal... such as an introduction to a new person... hardly ever used in known company...
~PLAINTIVE or HUNGRY GRIN~
Used when in need of nourishment... usually a doughnut... but chocolate... cookies... brownies or cream cakes can be used...
~WINK or WINKY GRIN~
This is nothing like the Anne Robinson wink - so don't even go there ok...
~SNIGGER~
Often used when being slightly naughty...
KISSES AND HUGS
Me is a very loving cat... and will from time to time show this by giving the researcher me is talking to a friendly... affectionate embrass...
Examples:-
~BSK~
Big Sloppy Kiss... It's big... and it's sloppy... and might smell faintly of doughnut...
~HUGGLE~
A huggle is a cross between a hug and a cuddle... a very good way of show affection to my good chums...
~DRIBBLE~
Often done whilst asleep... usually lying on a reseachers head... very wet... and can be dangerous if over used... One to be wary of...
THE FUR BALL
Fur balls happen... it's a fact of life... so if it happens in your forum... don't get embarrassed... don't get mad... Be proud... tis a compliment... of sorts...
They go like this... there are variations...
~cough~
~COUGH~
~COUGH... COUGH~
~RETCH~
KER-PHOOOOEEEYYYY
~SPLAT!!!~
A fur ball is often followed by a ~sheepish grin~
BITS AND PIECES
Here are some words that are said by me... and what they mean.. ahem... ~grin~
ME
Said instead of I... has been known to upset some people... but that is there problem and not mine...
PROLLY
A shortened form of the word probably...
TIS
A different way of writing It's... don't ask me why... cause me not know...
POOT
A rude word... said in extremes.
ME WUBBLES YOU
Very sentimental... translates as I love you... wubble a ancient cattish word for love... very sloppy... and not said very often... a term of great affection
THE CHESHIRE CAT
The wise and powerful entity that taught me all me knows...
ME IS HUNGRY
Me wants a doughnut...
CAN ME HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT
Me wants a doughnut...
JOANNA IS REALLY WONDERFUL
Me wants a doughnut...
ME IS FAMISHED
Me wants a doughnut...
HELLO... ME IS GREEBO
Hello, me is Greebo, have you got a doughnut?
NICE DOUGHNUT YOU HAVE THERE
If you want to live another minute, you'd better give me that doughnut...
THANKYOU FOR THE BROWNIE
This will do until me gets a doughnut...
And so on...
CLAWS
Me claws are titanium tipped and false, they will rip through virtually any material known to man or beast, and some not even thought up yet.
Example:-
~TING~
A very... very... VERY bad sound to hear... if heard in a conversation near you... tis best to vacate the area as fast as possible.
PUNCTUATION
Whats that... ????
