Shark
Created | Updated Apr 18, 2002
Sharks are the most feared fish of all time. They are so feared in fact that an enormous number of people paid 7 dollars and change to a man named Spielberg to remind them just how nasty these fish are. Spielberg has since moved on to showing people how nasty German people, aliens and dinosaurs are. Sharks are peculiar in that like rock stars and infomercial hosts, they will die unless they keep moving. If you happen to see a shark while swimming the best thing you can do is try not to bleed.
