This is the Roster of Saint Peter, keeper of the Pearly Gates. You will find all the Angels of Heaven here.

Over the years a few in our ranks have fallen, and many more have retired. Retired Angels are listed in blue.

If you are an angel who has been listed as being retired but you've simply moved to a new U number or would otherwise like to be reinstated, just leave a note for the Herald of Heaven and it will be taken care of.

The Archangels

The Archangels guide and take care of the rest of the Angels, giving them encouragement, assistance, support, and the occasional pggb.

The Patron Saint of Muses is Archangel Dragonfly

The Patron Saint of Indolent Students is Archangel Fashion Cat

The Patron Saint of Tantrums is Archangel Galaxy Babe

The Patron Saint of Paper
Cuts is Archangel Justin

The Patron Saint of Lost Poets is Archangel Kes¹

The Patron Saint of Lost
Towels is Archangel Marjin

The Patron Saint of Silly Names is Archangel Silly Willy

The Patron Saint of Mythical Characters is Archangel Titania

The Patron Saint of Alcoholic Indulgence Archangel Zax*

The other Archangels are enjoying an intergalactic cruise together, but occasionally one of them will send a postcard. They are:

The Patron Saint of Weekendism Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

The Patron Saint of the Pixely Challenged Archangel Bruce

The Patron Saint of Impossible Escapes Archangel Tweetie

Idealistic Patronages

Everybody's got to believe in something, right?

Patron Saint of Family Business Saint Don Alfredo
Patron Saint of Aestheticism Saint Emily Ultramarine
Patron Saint of Helpfulness Saint MIDNIGHT ANGEL
Patron Saint of Brevity Saint some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one
Patron Saint of Normality Saint Tashalls
Patron Saint of Learning Saint Z Phantom
Patron Saint of Random Probability Saint Matt
Patron Saint of Everlasting Loyalty Saint So Song and Thanks for the Fish
Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund Saint Technicolor

Patrons of Alternative States of Being

Not in your right mind and in need of Angelic Intervention?

Patron Saint of Personal Magnetism Saint Arutha
Patron Saint of Singing in the Car/Shower/Rain Saint Casey
Patron Saint of Making People Feel Good About Themselves Saint Dancer
Patron Saint of Disillusioned VisionariesSaint Demon Drawer
Patron Saint of Duende Saint Kristina
Patron Saint of Intricate Complexes Saint Nim the Cat
Patron Saint of Introspection Saint Sad, Mad or Bad
Patron Saint of the Easily Amused Saint sea
Patron Saint of Apathy Saint Wampus
Patron Saint of HumourSaint Tartan Totty
Patron Saint of Lost Hearts Saint Seraphina
Patron Saint of Misdemeanors Saint Happysuggs
Patron Saint of Uncertainty Saint 140051
Patron Saint of the Barking Mad Saint benji
Patron Saint of the Lonely and Blue Saint Blue
Patron Saint of Social Embarassment Saint Courtney
Patron Saint of Goodheartedness Saint Dax
Patron Saint of Chemically Challenged Saint Doctor John
Patron Saint of Sarcasm Saint Greedy Man
Patron Saint of the Highly Strung Saint Irving Washington
Patron Saint of the Hyperactive Saint Jamazon
Patron Saint of the Dimensionally Challenged Saint the Librarian
Patron Saint of Triplicates/Senility Saint LouLou/Pauly/Karlito
Patron Saint of Alter-Egos Saint the Mask
Patron Saint of Depression Saint Patrick
Patron Saint of Free Spirits Saint Petunia
Patron Saint of Indomitable Spirits Saint Salem Saberhagen
Patron Saint of Nutty Behaviour Saint Stinkywigfiddle1
Patron Saint of the Terminally Starstruck Saint Underground Caroline
Patron Saint of Dreams Saint Vidmaster
Patron Saint of the Unbearably Depressed Saint Wilson Brown Bear
Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities Saint ZOE

Tangible Patronages

Just things... really...

Patron Saint of Tacky Tourist Souveniers Saint Average Joe No One Ever Suspects
Patron Saint of Poems and Stories Saint Cybercat
Patron Saint of Vodka Saint Egon
Patron Saint of Lucky Charms Saint Emily Strange
Patron Saint of Nipples Saint Ghia
Patron Saint of Homeless Houseplants Saint Hatifnat
Patron Saint of the Snow Saint "Interesting" Theory
Patron Saint of Ham Sandwiches Saint
Juno
Patron Saint of Four-Leaved Clovers Saint Nightshade
Patron Saint of Bubbly Drinks and Daydreams Saint Nikki
Patron Saint of Danish Pastries Saint Ottox
Patron Saint of Ragtime Vogon Poetry Saint Paul H
Patron Saint of Crystals Saint Romani Angel
Patron Saint of Unusual Foods Saint Schrodinger's Cat-flap
Patron Saint of Sex and Doctor Who Saint Spook
Patron Saint of Surrealistic and Impressionistic Art Saint Stephanie
Patron Saint of Toons You Can Never Quite Recall Saint Wowbagger
Patron Saint of Rain and Strawberries Saint Neri Aracro
Patron Saint of Doodling and Comics Saint Gaia
Patron Saint of Novocaine Saint Arthur Dentist
Patron Saint of Porcelain Dolls Saint Aunt B '93
Patron Saint of Furry Metal Saint Mike A
Patron Saint of Blue Skies Saint Miss Wings
Patron Saint of Artistically Arranged Foliage Saint Pink Dandelion
Patron Saint of Small Shiny Things Saint Thomas
Patron Saint of Snack Foods and Small Animals Saint Tide
Patron Saint of Merry-Go-Arounds Saint Triv
Patron Saint of Silly Putty Saint Taurinn Chaplin

Mythical Patronages

Demons and elves and dragons, oh my!

Patron Saint of Retired and Forgotten Gods Saint Apollo
Patron Saint of Dragons Saint Darth Zaphod
Patron Saint of Lesser Demons and Hermetic Beings Saint Dorian Gray
Patron Saint of Tooth Fairies Saint she
Patron Saint of Wishing Stars Saint Margaret B
Patron Saint of Fallen Angels Saint Beelzebub
Patron Saint of Creatures of the Night Saint Possum
Patron Saint of Magical Children's Dreams Saint Uniqua

Animalistic Patronages

Lions and tigers and bears², oh my!

Patron Saint of Monkeys Saint CK {Psycho Monkey dragged through a Vortex backwards}
Patron Saint of Chocolate Cats Saint Clelba
Patron Saint of Flying Pigs Saint cloughie
Patron Saint of Things with Fangs Saint Dastardly
Patron Saint of Lost Puppies Saint Friar, the BigDawg
Patron Saint of Two-Legged Felines Saint Inkwash
Patron Saint of MoonMonkeys Saint Jon Quixote
Patron Saint of Dragonflies Saint jrhuxley
Patron Saint of Pessimistic Aardvarks Saint
Nessaja
Patron Saint of Aquatic Life Saint Redfish
Patron Saint of Biker Cats Saint Sergeant Mushroom
Patron Saint of Kittens Saint Pantherlady
Patron Saint of All Things Furry and Stupid Saint Andara Bledin
Patron Saint of Frogs Saint Canadian Girl
Patron Saint of Waterfowl Saint Ducky
Patron Saint of Retired Racing Greyhounds Saint KT
Patron Saint of Annoying Welsh Sheep Saint Taffy Boy

Personable Patronages

Everybody needs somebody sometimes...

Patron Saint of Bus Drivers Saint Acidbath
Patron Saint of Divorcees Saint broelan
Patron Saint of Goths Saint DIABLOS.P.O.D
Patron Saint of Barry Manilow Saint Goshoogoshoogosh
Patron Saint of Star-Crossed Lovers Saint
leopardskinfynn
Patron Saint of Silly Pole Dancers Saint Mystical Angel
Patron Saint of Assassins Saint Mystrunner
Patron Saint of the Slacker Society Saint poison_girl
Patron Saint of People Who've Drunk Too Much Coffee Saint Rama
Patron Saint of Brewers Saint Sir Drunkendeath
Patron Saint of Left-Handers Saint
tar-palantir
Patron Saint of Tuba Players Saint
Tubaman
Patron Saint of His Divine Shadow's Assasin Saint Werekitty
Patron Saint of Dreamers Saint Where is the
Dreamer?
Patron Saint of Warriors and Explosions Saint His Divine Shadow
Patron Saint of Wandering nomads Saint Irsjad
Patron Saint of Busy Bodies Saint Agony Aunt
Patron Saint of the Accident Prone Saint Girleight
Patron Saint of Sci-Fi Fans Saint the Great Luna
Patron Saint of Chocoholics Saint Hezher
Patron Saints of the Fantastically Creative Saints Jenny & Fred the Cheese
Patron Saint of Village Idiots Saint Jester
Patron Saint of Single Parents Saint Lady of the Lake
Patron Saint of Dead Rock Stars Saint Lizard Prince
Patron Saint of the Technologically Frustrated Saint John (the rather ordinary)
Patron Saint of the Selectively Ignored Saint LePerdyMonkee
Patron Saint of Asylum Seekers Saint Lys
Patron Saint of Anonymous Artists Saint M'niki
Patron Saint of Sociable Hermits Saint Manxie
Patron Saint of Country Folk Saint Moo Juice
Patron Saint of Tomboys Saint Niwt
Patron Saint of Insomniac Truthseekers Saint punichicken
Patron Saint of Freaks and Geeks Saint Sabryn
Patron Saint of the Silent Majority Saint Silent Bob
Patron Saint of Those Who Live in the Middle of Nowhere with Nothing To Do on the Weekends Saint UberPhreak
Patron Saint of the Indecisive and Nymphomaniacs Saint Vince
Patron Saint of the Painfully Shy Saint Wednesday Addams

Technological Patronages

Help!! Does Not Compute!!

Patron Saint of Asymmetric Hydrochronology Saint Jeremy FS JJB
Patron Saint of Computer Games Saint Skenvoy
Patron Saint of Files Not Found and Socket Errors Saint Trin
Patron Saint of All Things Aeronautical Saint Caelestis

Deficient Patronages

Run that by me one more time?

Patron Saint of Creative Spelling Saint Bob
Patron Saint of the Wrong Foot Saint Lady Elly
Patron Saint of Creative Truths Saint Sporky
Patron Saint of Bad Dancing Saint Chrome 101
Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings Saint Dolphin Girl
Patron Saint of the Klutzy Saint Shea the Sarcastic
Patron Saint of Prickly Personalities Saint Thistle

Other Worthy Patronages

Angelic Flotsam and Jetsam

Patron Saint of Good Taste Saint Alicat
Patron Saint of Flight Simulation Saint Bassman
Patron Saint of Literature Saint Chauncey
Patron Saint of Long Lunches Saint the Cheese
Patron Saint of Crew Saint Galen
Patron Saint of Chance and Red Tape Saint Hathornefer
Patron Saint of Eternal Darkness Saint Hussassan
Patron Saint of Nadsat Fashion Saint jimmiejaz
Patron Saint of the Space Behind Sofas Saint Killer Queen
Patron Saint of Graphic Detail Saint Lil
Patron Saint of ...³ Saint LittleMissFordPrefect
Patron Saint of Lost Songs Saint Miztres
Patron Saint of Procrastination Saint Pegasus
Patron Saint of Empathy Saint Seven of Nine
Patron Saint of Duelling Saint Sir Culdasac
Patron Saint of Divine Intervention Saint Opti
Patron Saint of Unexpected Surprises Saint Deus Ex Machina
Patron Saint of Insignificant Coincidences Saint Alias
Patron Saint of Novel Ideas Saint Amanda Panda
Patron Saint of Missing Links Saint Capt. Al Boy
Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks Saint Cutlery
Patron Saint of Sticky Affairs Saint Dargent
Patron Saint of New Days Saint Death
Patron Saint of Double Entendres Saint Desinagro
Patron Saint of Dodgy Kids TV Programmes Saint fabbers
Patron Saint of Happy Accidents Saint Ioreth
Patron Saint of the Wholly Unremarkable Saint Jax Armani
Patron Saint of Dubious Reasoning Saint Jezzrian
Patron Saint of Syncopation Saint Kasia
Patron Saint of White Lies Saint Lord Sin
Patron Saint of Semi-Lost Causes Saint Pletch
Patron Saint of Unrequited Love Saint Poet by the Toga
Patron Saint of Poetic Liscence Saint Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz
Patron Saint of Corny Remarks Saint Sweet Alf
Patron Saint of Mixed Metaphors Saint Taco-Chako