Wilson Brown-Bear - A Bear's view on Life, the Universe & Everything

Life, don't talk to me about Life.

I am a bear. A cute, cuddly, lovable teddy bear. See even my picture looks naff!!!

You think your life is bad, well think about mine. I hope I'm not getting you down. I would try to cheer up, but honestly, what's the point????

See that shelf up there *Wilson points to the left, or is it right, he never understood about directions*, See that jar of honey, and the loaf od crusty bread on it, Gwennie gave me those, I stare at them sometimes.

Read my Journal Entries if you want, they are sad and miserable, but they might make you smile, I can't imagine why you wouldn't, most people laugh at me!!!

The sad faces that are raining down on my home were created using coding from Amy the Ant
she is very clever and kind, and says she likes me.

My Sainthood

I am the Patron Saint of the Unbearably Depressed. Suits me doesn't it???

Friends on H2G2.. I have got some you know... honest!!

Albert the Teddy-Dog
Greebo T. Cat
Ormondroyd, ACE


NON H2G2 Friends...

Wendy Floosy-Bear
Al the Alien
Mr Banana... er... a banana
Holly the Pig
Scruff the Scruffy Dog

A Note From Wilson

I am not allowed on h2g2 that often as they say I depress the computer, so I may not be able to get back to you straight away. But be assured I will reply at some point in my life. Grrrr, just don't hold your breath waiting, as I have enough troubles of my own without having to deal with your death as well...

Wilson Brown-Bear.


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