All Hope Renounce, Ye Lost, Who Enter Here

First off, I would like to thank our sponsor: "House of the Rising Sun", which is a brilliant page: like all other guide and BBC sites. Go ahead, and look around. You will not find a better page!!! I will go into more detail farther down the page.Musicians Guild Member

And second off, I would like to talk about my favorite person: ME!!! My real name is Doug Hite, but many of you will know me as "The Lizard Prince" among many other things. I am an Angel: Lizard Prince P.S. Of Dead Rock Stars (Guardian Angels), A Good Guy (CotTB), H2G2 Musicans' Guild Member, Muse of Gratuitous Sarcasm, and Co-Founder of "House of the Rising Sun" (A437203). But since my full name won't fit on most stuff, I refer to myself simply as Doug or one of my many nicknames. I would be proud to introduce you to my best friend Thomas Anderson whome you may better know as Thomas- P.S. Of Small Shiny Things. And I am also friends with his brother, Tyler. You may know him better as Tide: Lover of Snack Foods and Small Animals. I'd also like for you to meet all my other buddies. I think I see your name on the list!!! And last but not least, I truly want for you to meet my newest friend here at h2g2: St. Dragonfly-Musehome Founder and PS of Muses In closing of this paragraph, I'd like to say, "Don't forget your towel... Especially if that's all you're wearing.... Like me..." smiley - bigeyes.

And now, about "House of the Rising Sun". "House of the Rising Sun" is a neato single's bar on h2g2 which I have founded with amazing cooperation from Thomas, who is bartender and co-owner. The house is officially open for business. Be sure to bookmark the site. At least visit it HERE. It won't hurt to take a look. Come on. Why are you still reading this? Go to the page! If you don't like it, then come back here. Stop reading this! Go to the page! Some people don't have a lick of sense... (Note: the fact that I said the previous sentence does not necessarily imply to a certain group of people. It was not meant to be stereotypical in any way. I'm rather sure that you're not one of those people that I am referring to, but it is an obvious fact that some people are simply idiots.)

*Flies away like a bat out of hell that is full of love of which he will spread over the h2g2 community like butter over an english muffin that seeps into every nook and cranny and especially the wee crannies that sing wee cranny songs in their butter covered cranny world that is full of tasty english muffins with tiny nooks and crannies covered in butter that are full of love which brings us back to the beginning of me flying away like a bat out of hell*


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