Bad Toys for Children
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
In no order at all:
Big, Happy Bag of Broken Glass
George Bush's Texas Execution Kit (Convicts Not Included)
Angry Ferret in a Bag
Pillow: Minutes of Fun on Your Sibling's Head
Hypodermic Needle: Ouch!
Electric Musical Chairs (If You Lose, You Fry)
Home Circumsision Kit
Electric Wire Kit( comes w/ puddle of water)
Gauntlet Midieval Torture Set (Bull Whip Sold Seperately)
Big Bag of Crack: Don't Let Mom Catch You!
Roller Blades (With Actual Blades)
Urin Chemistry Set
Murderous Monopoly
Nerf Gun: With New Pointy Heads
Real-Life Clue
Donner Party Fun Set
Squirt Squirt Doll (Urinates)
Big Bucket of Bleach
Yellow Snowball Kit
Plastic Bag: Minutes of Fun on Your Head
Foot Long Sucker: Try to Fit It All in Your Throat!
Jagged Little Candies: Eat a Handful
Gladiator: The Game
Angry Puff Daddy: Who Gets Shot?
Target T-Shirt: Wear it to the Ghetto
Chainsaw Juggler: Who Can Last Longest?
Jagged Metal Building Blocks
Darts In the Groin: Betcha Can't Stop Screaming
Colonoscopy Kit
Barb Wire Sucker
Self-Piercing Kit
Paint Chip Candy
Jagged Jacks
Projectile Vomitting Target
Highly Toxic Bubble Stuff
Nuclear Reactor Set: Make it Yourself
Kitty Pool: Throw 'Em Off the Diving Board
Edible Fireworks
Cyanide Candy
Special thanks to Tide: Lover of Snack Foods and Small Animals And Thomas: P.S. of Small Shiny Things, Muse, House of the Rising Sun Bartender and a hell of a lot more for helping out with this one.
Big, Happy Bag of Broken Glass
George Bush's Texas Execution Kit (Convicts Not Included)
Angry Ferret in a Bag
Pillow: Minutes of Fun on Your Sibling's Head
Hypodermic Needle: Ouch!
Electric Musical Chairs (If You Lose, You Fry)
Home Circumsision Kit
Electric Wire Kit( comes w/ puddle of water)
Gauntlet Midieval Torture Set (Bull Whip Sold Seperately)
Big Bag of Crack: Don't Let Mom Catch You!
Roller Blades (With Actual Blades)
Urin Chemistry Set
Murderous Monopoly
Nerf Gun: With New Pointy Heads
Real-Life Clue
Donner Party Fun Set
Squirt Squirt Doll (Urinates)
Big Bucket of Bleach
Yellow Snowball Kit
Plastic Bag: Minutes of Fun on Your Head
Foot Long Sucker: Try to Fit It All in Your Throat!
Jagged Little Candies: Eat a Handful
Gladiator: The Game
Angry Puff Daddy: Who Gets Shot?
Target T-Shirt: Wear it to the Ghetto
Chainsaw Juggler: Who Can Last Longest?
Jagged Metal Building Blocks
Darts In the Groin: Betcha Can't Stop Screaming
Colonoscopy Kit
Barb Wire Sucker
Self-Piercing Kit
Paint Chip Candy
Jagged Jacks
Projectile Vomitting Target
Highly Toxic Bubble Stuff
Nuclear Reactor Set: Make it Yourself
Kitty Pool: Throw 'Em Off the Diving Board
Edible Fireworks
Cyanide Candy
Special thanks to Tide: Lover of Snack Foods and Small Animals And Thomas: P.S. of Small Shiny Things, Muse, House of the Rising Sun Bartender and a hell of a lot more for helping out with this one.
