MoC's Will

My Will

  • To ARCHANGEL GALAXY BABE I leave the ring I never gave her in life.
  • To Hugo the Fish I leave my car with a trunkload of money.
  • To my dear friend Maria I leave my pet rock Morton. Take good care of him, or don't.
  • I leave my favorite pair of slippers to Wings.
  • I leave Mina my cruise ship to do with as she pleases.
  • Crescent gets all my broken records.
  • tabatha
  • Demon Drawer gets my tacky shirts.
  • To Colbert the Alien I leave my teeth.
  • Uncle Heavy, um, you can have my tooth brush.
  • Grebo the Cat gets a never-ending supply of donuts.
  • With great love I leave Pandora all my plastic spoons
  • Satan - Lord of the Underworld, I give you my soul.
  • The Evil One, I leave you all my boxer shorts. Wash them for me, will ya?
  • stinky wigfiddle


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