Summer in Alabama

Welcome to the Heart of Dixie! SMILEY TYPE="ale"/>

Feeling hot in the dirty south of the United States, as if standing under fiery letters on the side of a mountain, I timidly step into the online world created by a man I respect a little more than a Nobel prize winner and a little less than a Clydesdale. (OK, lets' face it, he was one of the most brilliant minds to grace this Earth..and maybe several other planets!) I will persevere, though, with a taco of superstition, a tennis racket of intimidation, and of course...a salmon of doubt to figure out what this website can bring to my already wildly fascinating life.

..And this is what I do..ALL DAY LONG!....CUSTOMER SERVICE!!! I love almost any type of music although I do have some favorites.. The Smiths, Joni Mitchell, Bonnie Raitt, the Chicharones, System of a Down, Morphine, Sublime, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Mad Caddies, Derek Trucks..to name a few. I am frightened by boy bands and little blond pop princesses as they were all sent by Satan to brainwash the youth of the world and convince them that they are not ever going to be good enough.

"Come to me, Jenny, let's dance a bit tonight, the long small tremor's at my back again." I have a bit of a shoe fetish(buying them, not licking them), and I also collect Pez Dispensers and sunglasses. My favorite artists are Shepard Fairey, who you can find at giantposse.com and Derek Hess who you can find at derekhess.com.I love Greek salads and hate Cilantro. Oh, and I'm a six-foot-tall woman who has a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do. I LOVE the adult swim cartoons like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Samurai Jack, Sealab 2021, Venture Brothers and Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law. I'm afraid of small dogs and teenage girls, but I am terrified of sharks and alligators(I often have dreams of them talking to me about eating me). I love watching American football, rugby and baseball. My teams are the University of Alabama football, the Birmingham Vulcans Rugby Club (That's Birmingham Alabama, y'all), The Atlanta Braves, and most importantly, the Monsters of the Midway themselves, THE CHICAGO BEARS!!!

I am a member of the Royal H2G2 Procrastinators Society(click here if you've something better to do),but i can't attend meetings there on the weekends because I am joining the Church of Weekendism. I am the official Patron Saint of Dragonflies , you can check out the guardian angels here. I am an official member of the potato army fighting for the good of spuds everywhere...join here!..be ready for battle Also, please join many other friendly members of the United Friends of H2G2 space here. You can find my ex-dance partner and mortal enemy of the potato army fuzzylovebunny who is probably up to no good, but may have some interesting questions for you..... There's lots of great things to do on H2G2, just grab your towel and go!

"ALL THAT WE SEE OR SEEM IS BUT A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM"-EAP

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