Jenny (and Fred the cheese)

aloha my happy campers

Cake, it exists, face up to it

i'm jenny and while your still reeling from the amazing originality of my nickname, i am the smallest moose in the world, i chain eat cereal bars and drink a lot of tea, i am afraid of nothing, save for the walruses that live under my bed, i flaunt my imperfections in a vain attempt to retain some sense of individuality, i express what emotions i have left through my art and in a loud voice to whoever will listen, i spout irrelavent nonsense at irregular intervals then apologise for nothing in particular, i believe in god and the consumption of food, i try to see the best in every situation and frequently fail, i worry constantly about whatever comes into my head and lack any ability to organise my life. oh yeah, i'm a 15 year old girl from south east britain, i'm uttery wonerfull and i collect teapots.

Fred the cheese is doing fine <

Press one button and this sites sponsers pay for one hungry person in the world to have a meal!" > />Once upon a time there was an uncharted acountant named Alfred" > />do you have the potential to annoy? join the Society To Irritate People" > />
PPS remember, life is what happens to you while you are making other plans

but what the hey, why not visit some of the hoopy froods i've met on my h2g2 travels" > Small fish" > Smallfurrycreaturefromalpfacenturi" > Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese" > so long and thanks for all the fish" > Bluebottle" > Roasted Amoeba" > Ming" > Jaguar" > Miss Angelwings" > Greebo T cat" > Peregrin" > MyRedDice" > Technicolour Yawn" > pink_sparkly_fairy
thanks to" > Madmunk and" > Vestboy
for helping me spice up my site :-) <" > Jim the wonder Llama" > Evilist" > Camp_Freddy" > Himble" > Fate Amenable To Change
who has kindly allowed me to live in her biscuits" > benjymous" > ¤YK-47¤
if i forgot you please yell at me

animals were harmed in the making of this page, oh apart from the parrot, and the gibbon, and the 300 gerbils, oh and the lions just eaten the elephant


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