The House of Common Sense

Okay, it's happened. My page is now officially Something, rather than just a complete waste of time. Okay, I lied.

First of all, I'll introduce myself. I'm Cutlery, a resident (although not native) Scot. I'm 15 and I go to a school which has a lot of good features and a lot to complain about.

Here are some of my friends, in no particular order:Lisa, Jinx, Tweetie, Quorthon, Gizmo

Societies wot I am involved with

The Freaks

Orange Fribble Gibbon?

Are you strange? Insane, even? Then join the Freaks, that we may do things! And stuff.

The Angels

I recently became the Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks, and I have been commanded by GOD Himself to deflate the egos of those that need and deserve it!
Be An Angel!

You Finish The Story

This is a game I created. Basically it's a multi-author fictitious literary improvisation. If you want to find out what I mean, then click that link that's just screaming for mouse cursors.

Oh my GOD, I'm responsible!

That's right - I'm the guardian angel of Zarniroop. Go visit his page and be nice to him, so I can just put my feet up and let you do all the work.

A Random Monty Python Quote

"So, remember when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth?
And pray that there's intelligent life, somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth."

And stuff

Yeah. This is where I put current thoughts that are too temporary for the journal.

I ought to make this page good.

Against all odds, I feel happy. Hmm.


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