Fowler is my name.

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\PHILOSOPHY/
Do not the birds fly in the air? Does not the water flow soft, but can tear through stone? Can we not see the dark? Is not to burn my existence? Or is it so that they can, when feeling low, turn to me, point, laugh, and say "At least I can't get as low as him?"
This is existence...
This is life...
This is me.
I myself have blonde hair, blue-green eyes and a friendly face. I am not handesome or ugly, and my only real... trait is my lack of fasion sense. I'm about 5'4"; about 1 3/4 metres. I play magic, watch animé, read Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams and Manga, use a Playstation and my PC, (Duh). I enjoy, spelling, thought and philosophy.
I am 14 and a good friend of The Cow as he and I used to go to the same school. I was born in Germany, English mother, Scottish father. I will be filing reports on my life- It's a very entertaining read. I admit to being a bit of a lecher and a bit annoying. My main character flaw is I'm not funny. I have a bit of a Japanese sense of humour, from manga, maybe. I may not SEEM sane, but I may be. For was the great Adams not sane? My favorite drink is Dr. Pepper, food is Lamb. I swear more often than I would like. I am pacifistic, and get on better with girls than with males. I am friendly and courteous to all, and prefer personality to physical beauty. A pretty face helps, but I do not care if the girl is comparable to Michal Cain or Brittany Spears. (Mmm... Spearmint...)
I can type reasonably fast, and can do 60 Wpm when concentrating, or as many as 240wpm (If they're all "I".) I have a philosophy which will be amongst my Enteries- LIFE IS HELL.
On that happy note, I'll leave you.
A hello to Menza, Cow, Bluebottle, Jinx, Lisa, The Mummy, BFG, Quorthorn, Mad Hatter, The great Unknown, Ygg, Greebo, and anyone I've forgotten.

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A LAST IMPORTANT NOTE: I AM IN THE INFIDEZ MASSAGE PARLOUR! COME FOR A BIT OF TEMPORAL INSTABILITY AND CHRONOLOGICAL MISHAP ANY TIME YOU WANT. (LITERALLY)
Also, I have my own little shop!


An E-mail will take a minute, but will get you a friend for life.
-DF
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