Schrödinger's Catflap


It may look like an innocent cat flap, but it ISN'T! Beware, for something quantum could happen to you! Lol, sorry. This page is about two years old. I've changed quite a bit but I haven't been bothered to update this. I will. Soon. Promise...


My full title, I think, is: Saint Schrödinger's Catflap, Guardian angel and Patron Saint of Unusual Foods, 150th United Friend, Weresiamesecat, Thingite Master of Tentacle Waving, Deep-sea Cricket and similar sports.

I am an Essex girl (well, I'm female and come from Essex. I am aware that 'Essex girl' has certain connotations but I don't think many of them apply to me- it's a shame that other people do. Being blonde doesn't help either).

So why 'Schrödinger's Catflap'? People ask this a lot; I think they like the name. I've actually heard a lot of theories as to what it means, which amused me greatly- The real reason I chose it was because it sounded cool, late one night when I'd been dringking a bit too much orange fanta. If this explanation is dissapointing, feel free to think that it refers to some deep intellecktual thing about the universe.

I live in Siam

I live in Thailand. It is a very nice place, but the heat is rather unpleasant. The best part of the year is "Songkran", a Thai festival where people throw water over each other to keep cool.

My greatest passion is writing. I write almost anything- poems, stories, songs, articles- which is why I have become such an H2G2 addict in the short time I've been here. Oh, and of course because I'm a complete Hitchhiker-obsessed fanatic.

My likes and dislikes change very rapidly but some that usually remain the same are:

Raaargh! It's a DRAGON! *giggles* Sorry, I should warn you- I am not quite sane. Or had you guessed that by now?


  • Writing!
  • Reading- anything of the fantasy/sci-fi persuasion, or anything that makes me laugh. Or think.
  • Mythical creatures. Especially dragons.
  • Cats
  • Chocolate!
  • Music. I like almost everything, from rock to jazz to jpop, and most of the stuff in between. I play piano and guitar.
  • Anything by Douglas Adams (This should really go under 'reading' but it deserves a bullet point all of its own in my opinion)
  • Ditto anything by Terry Pratchett. The man is a genius.


Er... not many really. This is the best I can do:
  • War
  • Cruelty to animals
  • Thai public toilets


Angel/cherub thingy.

I am a Guardian Angel, so if you have any questions about 'hootoo' I'll be happy to help. A page on Guardian Angels can be found here. If I'm not around (which I usually am, but just in case...) Here is a list of the other GAs:

Meet the active h2g2 Guardian AngelsGuardian Angels Home Page GOD-Almighty Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan - PS of Weekendism Archangel Bruce - PS of the Pixely Challenged Archangel Dr Justin - PS of Paper Cuts Archangel Dragonfly - PS of Muses Archangel Fashion Cat - PS of Indolent Students Archangel Galaxy Babe - PS of Tantrums Archangel Kes - PS of Lost Poets Archangel Marjin - PS of Lost Towels Archangel Silly Willy - PS of Silly Names Archangel Titania - PS of Mythical Characters Archangel Tweetie - PS of Impossible Escapes Archangel Zax* - PS of Alcoholic Indulgence Herald of Heaven - Saint broelan - PS of Divorcees Saint {CK}Psycho Monkey dragged through a Vortex backwards - PS of Monkeys Saint Acidbath - PS of Bus Drivers Saint Alicat - PS of Good Taste Saint Apollo - PS of Retired and Forgotten Gods Saint Arutha - PS of Personal Magnetism Saint Bassman - PS of Flight Simulation Saint Caelestis - PS of All Things Aeronautical Saint Casey-Sweetheart - PS of Singing in the Car/Shower/Rain Saint Cheese - PS of Long Lunches Saint Clelba - PS of Chocolate Cats Saint cloughie - PS of Flying Pigs Saint Cybercat - PS of Poems and Stories Saint Dancer - PS of Making People Feel Good About Themselves Saint Dastardly - PS of Things With Fangs Saint Dax - PS of Goodheartedness Saint Doctor John - PS of Chemically Challenged Saint Don Alfredo - PS of Family Business Saint Dorian Grey - PS of Lesser Demons and Hermetic Beings Saint Egon, the 745.3rd Count of Bratislava - PS of Vodka Saint Em - PS of the Lucky Charms Saint Emily Ultramarine - PS of Aestheticism Saint Friar - PS of Lost Puppies Saint Galen - PS of Crew Saint Goshoogoshoogosh - PS of Barry Manilow Saint Hatifnat - PS of Homeless Houseplants Saint Inkwash - PS of Two-legged felines Saint Ioreth - PS of Happy Accidents Saint Jenny & Fred the Cheese - PS of the Fantastically Creative Saint Jeremy FS JJB - PS of Asymmetric Hydrochronology Saint Jester - PS of Village Idiots Saint jimmiejaz - PS of Nadsat Fashion Saint Jon Quixote - PS of MoonMonkeys Saint Juno - PS of Ham Sandwiches Saint Killer Queen - PS of The Space Behind Sofas Saint Kristina - PS of Duende Saint Lady Elly - PS of the Wrong Foot Saint Lady of the Lake - PS of Single Parents Saint Leopardskinfynn - PS of Star Crossed Lovers Saint LePerdyMonkee - PS of the Selectively Ignored Saint Lil - PS of Graphic Detail Saint Miztres - PS of Lost Songs Saint Mystrunner - PS of Assassins and the Sunlight That Filters Through The Tree Leaves Saint Nameless - PS of Brevity Saint Nessaja - PS of Pessimistic Aardvarks Saint Nightshade - PS of Four-Leaved Clovers Saint Nikki - PS of Bubbly Drinks and Daydreams Saint Nim the cat - PS of Intricate Complexes Saint Ottox - PS of Danish Pastries Saint Patrick - PS of Depression Saint Paul H - PS of Ragtime Vogon Poetry Saint Pegasus - PS of Procrastination Saint Pink Dandelion - PS of Artistically Arranged Foliage Saint poison_girl - PS of The Slacker Society Saint Rama - PS of People Who've Drunk Too Much Coffee Saint Redfish - PS of Aquatic Life Saint Romani Angel - PS of Crystals Saint Sabryn - PS of Freaks and Geeks Saint Sad, mad or bad? - PS of Introspection Saint Salem Saberhagen - PS of Indomitable Spirits Saint sea - PS of the Easily Amused Saint Sergeant Mushroom - PS of Biker Cats Saint Seven of Nine - PS of Empathy Saint she - PS of Tooth Fairies Saint Shea the Sarcastic - PS of the Klutzy Saint Sir Culdasac - PS of Duelling Saint Sir Drunken Death - PS of Brewers Saint Skenvoy - PS of Computer Games Saint Spook - PS of Sex and Doctor WHO Saint Tar-Palantir - PS of Left-handers Saint Tashalls - PS of Normality Saint The Average Joe No One Ever Suspects - PS of Tacky Tourist Souveniers Saint The Librarian - PS of Dimensionally Challenged Saint The Theory - PS of the Snow Saint Tubaman - PS of Tuba Players Saint Underground Caroline - PS of the Terminally Starstruck Saint Wampus - PS of Apathy Saint Where is the dreamer? - PS of Dreamers Saint Wowbagger - PS of Toons You Can Never Quite Recall Saint ZPhantom - PS of Learning----------------------------------- REQUEST YOUR OWN GUARDIAN ANGEL The code for a list of this type

The Spaced Out Guide

This is extrmely froody so check it out. If you want to see more 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' style entries on this site, this is where you can find them. Or write your own and submit them. They don't even have to be factual. My (if I do say so myself) brilliant contribution to it is here: Quantum Mechanics for Beginners.


And the rest of the random things I feel like putting in here...

smiley - peacesignPeople for Peacesmiley - peacesign

smiley - hugUnited Friends of H2G2spacesmiley - hug

I am a werebeastie, a weresiamesecat to be exact. The original werebeasite is werekitty. Ask nicely and she might let you be one too smiley - biggrin

AND I have just joined the Thingites and have this to show for it:

smiley - spork

My titanium spork. Isn't it nice and shiny?

And remember to always use the full range of smileys available- especially the smiley - towel, as I campaigned along with many others for that smiley.

I now leave you with this:

"Anything for a weird life"
-Zaphod Beeblebrox

A fish. I like fish. You really needed to know that, didn't you?


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