Personally I cannot stand the stuff - if a knife has the mereist smattering on it I cannot use the knife until it has been thoroughly decontaminated. Anyhow, this is the definitive survey (he says modestly ). So please vote in the conversation below to see the general consensus.

See the official site entry on Marmite for more info but be warned this entry is highly misleading. It might actually lead you to believe that the stuff is nice

Orcus may be a lily-livered individual who can't cope with a real snack like marmite, but this site's under my control now! He was getting tired of counting the votes ¹,

1. Egon
2. Clive the Flying Ostrich
3. Caerwynn
4. the autist formerly known as flinch
5. Crescent
6. Sho
7. Cloviscat
8. Afrael
9. ChawkE
10. Omnigosh
11. Mistdancer
12. Toccata
13. Fluffy Warmthighs
14. Windbreak
15. Mr Pink Paisley
16. Wazu
17. Coelacanth
18. EG Mel
19. Rama
20. plaguesville
21. Granny Weatherwax
22. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery
23. Madent
24. Abi
25. Marijn
26. deackie
27. AlecTrician
28. Azara
29. Chris
30. Sam
31. Spirit
32. Dharmesh
33. Inkfish
34. Big Mad Mr T
35. Greydesk
36. Comrade Rumble
37. Mr Plato
38. Wand'rin Star
39. Argon0
40. Pinniped
41. Whisky
42. HappyBunny
43. Manic Bumble Bee
44. SUPPERS READY 182587
45. Sara1979
46. Glutinous Maximus
47. Zaphod Beeblebrox the 1st
48. Websherpa
49. St Emily Ultramarine
50. the other Omylouse
51. Demon Drawer
52. Gedge
53. S'pe;lug:x //
54. Hermits Hat
55. Lizzy
56. Anwen
57. Frankie Roberto
58. Aunty Lindsay
59. Ingisim
60. bald bloke
61. John Kelly
62. compo
63. jonnyara
64. steev66
65. Gradient
66. Zagreb
67. lazy rider
68. vogonpoet
69. Caelestis
70. Strider
71. Jerms
72. Bassman
73. Geoff Taylor
74. VIP (Very Important Princess
75. Master B.
76. Inkwash
77. Mistress Marmalade
78. Conceited Little Megapuppy
79. manda
80. Nyree Rose
81. Laura, keeper of pink sparkly things and spare brains for anyone who might need one
82. Increase Mathers
83. sean
84. mrs the wife
85. Lord High Quantum of Wizardry and Sorcery
86. superdogmonkey
87. Lifson Kofie
88. Pinwheel Pearl
89. Compo
90. jam (especially blackberry)
91. Reciprocal Episkypos Connerie II
92. Teasswill
93. Winter rae
94. Bob The farmer
95. Cheerful Dragon
96. Enigma
97. Pimms Lettuce
98. Kess

1. Orcus
2. W****E
3. 2Legs
4. Gullibility Personified
5. The Apathetic
6. Andy - Devil's eggnog
7. weakpun
8. Hugo the Fish
9. unremarkable²
10. Phreako
11. Tube
12. Ardzil
13. Archangel Galaxy Babe
14. Bagpuss
15. MaW
16. Subcom. Deidzoeb
17. Ottox
18. BigRedBall
19. Hobbes
20. xxLUCILUxx
21. Peta
22. Mark Moxon
23. Clelba
24. Zarniroop
25. DogManStar
26. hollyhox
27. Athena
28. CeeBod
29. jan.c1
30. fatJazzer
31. Nell
32. FOXYLICIOUS
33. fred smith
34. Munchkin
35. Researcher Mad
36. Berek
37. BigEric
38. Researcher174318 - Zhora
39. LyleOwenHyde
40. aka
41. Mong
42. threesecondmemory
43. Jon
44. Tom
45. Online_again
46. Queex Quimwrangler
47. Sergeant Mushroom
48. Uncle Heavy
49. Smilodon Prefect and K19
50. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness, Thingite Star Gazer
51. Cat
52. Naark
53. Della the Cat woman
54. inesse
55. friendlywithteeth
56. Tally
57. Cybercat
58. purple moose
59. Catwoman