World of Naarks
You are entering the world of Naarks. Don't feel insecure if you have never heard of this species before. There are not many of them out there ... but if you ever meet one ... better be prepared.
Words for Naarks
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong. H. L. Mencken
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero - seize the day, trusting little in tomorrow
Without a single
word he passed me by speaking
endless words of love
What other people think us capable of is most of the time more characteristic of them than of us. Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
how to recognize Naarks
sound: naaaaaaaaaak everyday and nearly in all conversations
poetry: from abstract to Haiku - but always personal
clothes: you can find all colours and styles but Naarks mostly prefer darker colours
knows some law
love/hate
love
- Tube
- other Naarks
- strawberries
- nearly everything hot (food)
- garlic
- looooots of free time
- long hot baths
- bar-b-q
hate
- marmite
- intolerance
- to be
- getting up early
- people who think themselves above others
- mosquito bites
- religious fanatism
miscellaneous
P.U.D.D.I.N.G.
Keeper of Naarks
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| NNNNNNNAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkk! | Aug 22, 2003 |
| Nein Daak! | Feb 20, 2003 |
| Hi Naark | Feb 2, 2003 |
| Server Problems... | Jan 30, 2003 |
| Naark! | Jan 27, 2003 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Tell Us A Joke | No Posting | Sep 23, 2024 |
| Contributor feedback on a new knowledge sharing platform | No Posting | May 1, 2018 |
| Haiku Challenge!!!! | No Posting | Aug 4, 2016 |
| Writer's Meeting Place | No Posting | Jun 3, 2015 |
| Query on Volunteer Groups | No Posting | May 31, 2015 |
Naak
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