note to self: update page.

Be quiet, self. smiley - cross

If I am not here and you are really intent on finding me, there is an email address somewhere on this page, use it.

There is also The h2g2 Researchers' Map which I am apon. yep, just there.... no a bit to the west... thats it near London, in dear ol' blighty. That's the place!

The many faces of Kess

2+(0x4x7)+(5x8)= 2+(0)+(40) = 42!


2+04/7+5x8 = 42

Grim Reaper by Greebo

You may be wondering "whos this Kess person, what is she doing here?!" all (well, most anyway) will be revealed... In answer to your first question, see my nickname and in answer to your second question, not much!

Plug commencing: If you are an assorted weirdo then you could consider becoming a member of the elite group- *trumpets blaring* THE SPORKITES! :gnicnemmoc gulP

As many have speculated, I first arrived here on october the first 2002!

Plug 2:Also, if you can write very, VERY, bad poety join the Vogons :2 gulP

I love wild camping and 'primative living' and I do wild days and camps with people. In fact there is a lovely picture of me there! Its in "wild ways adventure days" then "family days" I'm second on the right (from yor perspective)

The joys of camping

I would feel guilty if I didnt have one....

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To get your own go to A863516

Why don't you leave me a message ....

PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE HERE smiley - spaceClick here to find out which of the reasearchers is online...smiley - space

UnOfficial h2g2 Lurker

"Utterly Pointless" things about me....

A Newton's Cradle

I am vegetarian

..And that ends the pointless things about me for today folks!1

You can now e-mail me at [email protected]

and my own website which is Here!

My full name...

Kess, Insane and proud of it, Campainer for T.A.C.T.S.C., Insane sporkite prophet, Member of CAVE, Disiple of Smileyism, Vogon warrier poet, Head/Founder of REST, H2G2 Freak (Angel of having fun flying) , Time traveller, United friend, Queen fan, President of the Peoples Republic of Enthole, H2 Vegetarian, Moonpyamidmarsupialmonkey spotter, Zaphodista, Procrastinator, Lurker, Trekkie, 1001% Xentric, Spy for the Leage of H2G2, Master of the Multi-Verse.

I refuse to provide links to any of these! searching on them will usually provide good results, side effects are nominal. Always read the label. If swallowed, disconnect from the mains, then seek medical assistance.

If there is anything that you think I have missed out of this then please tell me!

Other Useful Things....(NO LINKS HERE!)


H2G2 Society of Time Travellers.

H2G2 United Friends.


The United Bedroom Confederacy.

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1Ignore me. Please. For your own sanity, which I'm sure has degraded already by reading this much of my space, you must stop reading now!22I mean it!33stop. NOW!44 oh alright. you win. but dont come babbling to me when you can't tell black from white or big from little


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