To one side is a slightly battered looking humanoid service robot trying to a get small computer terminal up and running. Every so often a shower of sparks arcs upwards. A tall, slim figure, her long hair glowing with a strange blue sheen reaches out languidly from the shadows, holding a duster with which she carefully polishes a section of the android's casing. She is wearing a skin tight blue body suit. She is felis sapiens. She fixes you with an unblinking stare...The robot speaks:
"Hi there its a bit of a mess at the moment. However over the next month or so we will be busy decorating and organising all of the items we have found. Feel free to look round."
WHAT IS JUNK?
I am looking for guide entries about things and concepts rather than places which have lain dormant for a year or more....(well actually since the whole thing is only a year old let's say 6 months for now)....junk in other words. Feel free to post suggestions and as things get under way we'll see about categorising them, but the best junk shops are just a mess.Here's one for starters, dormant since last September:
ITEMS FOR SALERustic Arch I'm fond of this, I may keep it.
Venus Fly Traps
Java the programming language
Chip Forks Classic junk, this!!
Rules of squash
Public Information Services
Reiki, the Usui Healing System
Golf Course Living
Snails of the Air
Laws of Improbability and Chaos Theory
Eurovision Song Contest
Censorship Classic junk
Bullets This one's for Chrome 101
Orbital Weapons Platform
This is for strange things such as:
Time TravelTime Travel
Obviously a rupture in the space/time continuum caused this but still junk however many times it appears..
Pearly Kings and Queens
Skips and Scavenging
Fast Food Outlet User Manual
Breakfast Taco Buying Guide
DownloadsOne of my favourites
Indian Side Dishes
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Cockroaches Fashion Cat seems to think this is food....
Delicious American Cookies
How to seriously get a Doctor's Attention
A slim and gorgeous new assistant is padding around the dark and dusty corners of H2G2 seeking out tast tidbits to add to our collection. She is :
Application to purchase item
If as a result of being found in the junk shop an entry becomes the focus for comment and discussion it can be considered to have been purchased and will be removed from the shop on application to the owner.
Where am I ?
Don't panic!! You are in Hangar 12 of
THE H2G2 SPACE CENTRE.