You see a huge building, floating just above the ground and shining in the sun with numerous
spaceships flying all around it. You don't have time to wonder how to get in, when you already
spot a teleport with a huge sign that says in big, friendly letters:
"ENTRANCE HERE". You go
through the teleport and find yourself inside the huge station.
At the first sight the place seems to be in a total chaos - people are running around and spaceships keep coming and going. But in a moment you notice that everything is efficiently taken care of. The skilled staff in their offices or walking among the visitors makes it sure that everything works how it's supposed to and is ready to help anyone having any problems.
Near the entrance there is a big inter-active map of the whole Centre showing clearly where everything is:
If you own a spaceship but are having problems finding a proper place for keeping it when
it's not in use, the Hangar Rental Office is the right place to go to.
All possible and impossible sorts of spaceships are available for renting in the Spaceship Rental Office. Ask for Transaction and Rental Agent Irving Washington.
- The Employment Agency is always hiring new staff.
- Journey Schedule
is the place to check out which ships are going where and when - or to tell others where you're planning to go in the near future.
Greebo's Cheshire Grin Inn is absolutely the best place to relax after a long journey.
Go to The Space Centre Courthouse to meet the Judge AXR if there are any problems...
The well secured Space Centre Biome is maintained by Head Groundskeeper Garius Lupus. This is also where the Celery running for H2G2 Presidential Campaign was born!
Security Chief Big Evil Dan and Security Officer Chrome101 can be found in The Security Office which is one of the best of its kind.
Chief Engineer Moose in in charge of The Engine Room.
- Spaceport Terminal is being controlled by Spaceport Control Officer ajdecon
You never know what you can find in Androyd's Junk Emporium.
Get your Uniforms and Space Clothing from Lintilla, Head Officer of Personnel Regalia and Pan-Galactic Vesture.
Witty Moniker's convenience store 24-7 has everything you could need on your journey.
If you just happen to feel useless or own something useless, try Trilly the Useless Officer's Useless Office.
The Fire Chief Happy Dude takes care of fires in his Fire Dept.
See also The Space Centre Newsletter, created by our PRO Doctor John.
The Space Centre Float constructed for h2g2 Birthday Parade can still be seen here.
And don't forget either The Space Station Big C orbiting the realm of h2g2
or H2G2 Space Farer's Cantina!
Enjoy your visit!
The rumour has that the Roving Reporter has been seen wandering around the Centre interviewing people and making notes - I think it's safe to assume that something about us is to appear in the next edition of the Post...
Trilly the Useless Officer's Useless Office is now up and running!
|Greebo T. Cat||Number One|
|Wilson Brown-Bear||Sanitation Technician|
|Garius Lupus||Head Groundskeeper|
|Big Evil Dan||Chief Security Officer|
|Ernesto Pix||Leading Photographer|
|Irving Washington||Transaction & Rental Agent|
|Doctor John||Public Relations Officer|
|Bluebottle||Human Resources Director|
|Lindy Loo||Safety Officer|
|The Cow||Computer Psychiatrist|
|Chrome101||Deputy Security Officer|
|Saint Zoë||The First Officer to Get Shot/Zapped/Disintegrated|
|Krans Hopeson||Resident Astroengineering Specialist|
|ajdecon||Spaceport Control Officer|
|Jacculus of Rome||Welcoming Executioner|
|Trinity||Space Centre EMT|
|Frolicking Canuck||Certified You, There Technician|
|Lintilla||Head Officer of Personnel Regalia and Pan-Galactic Vesture|
|The real Mad Max||Space Chemist|
|b.gallant||Cosmic Sublime Overseer|
|Sylvia||Biome Security Officer|
|Happy Dude||Fire Chief|
|Yowuzupman||Chief Demolition Officer|
|King Wolf||Unidentified Security Officer|
|Berek||Chief Assistant Ensign|
The Official Hangar Reservation File List
|# 2||Greebo T. Cat|
|# 3||Rocket Rod|
|# 4||Wilson Brown-Bear|
|# 5||Big Evil Dan|
|# 6||Doctor John|
|# 7||Marv the Grate|
|# 16||Krans Hopeson|
|# 19||King Wolf|
|# 21||Lord Falk LeGrey|
|# 23||Veers Revett|
|(# 41||The Mask of the Red Rejection eMail||(top secret))|
|# 69||Jax Armani|
|# 535||The Krylma Leader||(hangar labelled 'infinity')|
|# 537||alien loveshade||(former hangar # 536)|
The Official Spaceship Renting File List
|Marv the Grate|
|Big Evil Dan|
|Morally Challenged Banana|