Hail fellow earthlings!!!!
Yes, this is the moment I know you've all been waiting for - to read my very own personal page on this astounding piece of literary accomplishment - the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Earth Edition.
Stay tuned for irregular non-exciting updates of useless information from that wondrous(?) place down under - the land of Oz.
Do you dare to believe? Of course - would I lie to you? (well, maybe the occasional stretch of the imagination, but not a complete outright lie)
The mysteries of this wondrous(?) land, full of talking kangaroos (I know you remember Skippy), and crocodile wrestlers (don't try to tell me you haven't seen at least one Crocodile Dundee movie!), Vegemite eaters (well, at least that bit's true, but no - you don't spread it on like peanut butter - use sparingly please) and the occasional "She'll be right, mate" will all be revealed in the coming months.
This month's useless and uninteresting fact is (drumroll) - NO, WE BLOODY WELL DON'T THROW SHRIMPS ON THE BARBECUE!!!!! When will you guys get that through your heads!!! What a waste of perfectly good seafood - I'll have mine in a nice up-market seafood cocktail please, complete with seafood sauce, shredded lettuce and the occasional slice of lemon!
Now that I've got that off my chest, I'll have to think of something as completely useless for next month.
Ciao
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| nice to meet you | Apr 27, 2000 |
| Aussie eh? | Apr 23, 2000 |
| [no subject] | Apr 20, 2000 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Weekend | Aug 21, 2000 | Aug 21, 2000 |
| let's check your sense of humor. | Apr 28, 2000 | Jun 2, 2000 |
| *The Employment Agency* | Apr 25, 2000 | May 29, 2000 |
| Brawl | Apr 20, 2000 | May 26, 2000 |
| Light those Coals | May 4, 2000 | May 20, 2000 |
Lindy Loo
Researcher U117741
Entries
Most Recent Edited Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Entries
Disclaimer
h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of Not Panicking Ltd. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."