h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Looks over towards Asteroid Lil and puts down his fists, no one can think about fighting when such beauty is the room *

I’m sorry everyone, the drinks are on me...

* Floats off to the bar & and returns with said drinks in pint glasses *

* Proffers a large bowl of Walkers crisps *

Do you think the landlord Greebo would put up with anything less ...?

- Walking through Eternity, with only the vaguest semblance of where to go.

Well, I've provided the advertising for my friends and they STILL haven't turned up!

I think that means I should be allowed a free kick at their heads

*still blushing at compliment from God*

I've just had an idea, neffyew. I'll drop a note at the usual place.

Spicy twiglets? *proffers crisps* Is there any real food in them? Or are they all fried cardboard and articicial flavour?

Is saw it. Worked on it. Thanks aunt

Spicy twiglets have much flavour. Are very nice. But I get them confused with the tangy ones, which are not so nice.
I think it's the onesin the green packets that one avoids.

*on the verge of tears*
Uh...I didn't even get to hit anybody with the cue stick...
*heads to the bar and orders a pint of vodka with 2 olives in it*
Now that's a helluva martini!
*returns to poolroom*

You -could- practise your warrior-techniques on me, the pASS time LOL

*taps nephew lightly on the side of the jaw with a mawashigeri jodan (high roundhouse kick)*
Like this?
*gyakuzuki chudan to the torso, just a light contact*
Oh come on, that wasn't hard. Get up.

Tactical retreat

*stands in middle of room, alone, feeling quite astonished*
I never won a bar fight before! I'll probably regret that kick tomorrow, though.
*retires back to seat against wall*

I heard you're all GAY, is that true?

*smirks and brandishes a very sharp blade*

In the meantime, while all this bickering is going on, a stunning green-eyed brunette saunters through the door, walks up to the bar and announces in a sexy, husky voice (complete with authentic Aussie drawl):
"Well, who would like the privilege of buying my first drink for me???"

Got you covered there, lindy loo. I'm always ready to buy a drink for a fine lady like yourself. (you aren't really a man or anything, are you?)

Well, not since the operation anyway.

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!

I am definitely all woman.

come say hi to us at Second Orders, an maybe someone will call on you for a limmerick- if they do, and you give us an *original* verse, you'll get a drink for free.. as well as much prestige and plenty of bootlicking!
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35971&thread=47469


St. Zax*

Nice to meet you. Stop in at my page, and put in a little reply, I'm always ready to 'discuss'.

Hi guys - I'm just new around here, and I'm having a bit of trouble finding my way around. You'll have to give me some more directions (you know what us girls are like when it comes to that!!!!)
Hey SZ - aren't you in the band playing sax - way cool! I'm a sax player myself.

Someone call me gay?

And what if they did? Is gay an insult?

Think i'll just settle in over here and watch the boys duke it out.. anyone care for a blessing? no? how's about a brownie?

Take a handful of Brownies and hurls them at Mike.