h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, please come in, make yourself at home, what can me get you to drink, or eat? The kitchens have only just been added, so please be patient with us, a menu will be yours shortly.

*as if my magic a barman appears, and polishes a few glasses*

Ahh... me might have known Menza my love... ~grin~... me would be most pleased and somewhat honoured to have you on staff as a barman... would you take a permanent position???

I would be glad to.

*pours a large glass of milk and adds a straw*

Care for a little refreshment?

Hmmm... a large.. cold glass of milk would go down great about now...
~grin~ with a straw of course... ~bigger grin~

May me put you on the Grin Page as Head Bartender? It's under construction at the minute... me wants it big and bold... and fun... what do you think of it so far???

Head Bartender.

And it looks very good.

*starts polishing the bar top*

~Grin~... thankyou... and you are looking good to my love... ~winky grin~

And you are looking purrr ticularly orange and furry this evening.

Oh gosh... a compliment... ~Greebo goes into panic mode..~

Don't panic!!! Don't panic!!!

Here have a , that usually calms you down.

Phew... thank you Menza... me needed that... ~grin~

My pleasure.

*polishes a few glasses*

Oh you do polish up so nicely Menza my love... ~grin~... have you seen your name on the Grin front page... me wasn't sure what smiley you would like... so me chose one for you... take a look at the regular list... and if you want to change it... just let me know... ~grin~

That smiley looks fine.

*pours a large glass of milk with a straw*

Ahhhhhhh... you must have read my mind... ~grin~... what could be more purfect?

*plops a minature cocktail on a stick into the glass of milk*

That do?

Oh my... that is soooo wonderful... ~grin~

I thought you would like it.

You think of everything... ~grin~

Well one does try.