h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well me does try... ~grin~... Of course Menza is a very good bar tender... he really knows his stuff... me is not as good... but.. er... would you like some peanuts??? ~grin~

I`ll pass on the peanuts..try another though

As it comes, no trimmings

~Greebo pours another pint and hands it over~

Would you like a game of darts?

I'll have any peanuts you don't want [why haven't we got one of these yet!???]
Perfect to go with a foaming tankard of either Ffennan Ffoel (if you've got a Welsh brewery contact!) or a Cain's Formidable,
brewed "In My Liverpool Home"

*polishes a few glasses and pretents to have been there the whole time*

Hmmm... are you moonlighting Menza???

Moon light, in this weather?!?!

Well it does become you... ~impish grin~... it goes with your hair!!

.... is inspired to execute a few steps of the world-famous "Soft-Paw Shuffle" (stolen by Fred Astaire and ruined by adopting a vertical posture and halving the number of feet originally intended to be used)

Ohhooooooooooooo...Bagheera... that was wonderful... ~big grin~

*pours 2 glasses of milk*

...and two straws please Menza my love... ~grin~

*hands over 2 straws*

*opens a bottle of Finlandia, pours generously in both glasses*
I'm sure you all know Bloody Mary, but have you met her cousin Snowy Sue?

Soft Paw Shuffle, Bagheera?

I hadn't heard of that one.
Did they use it in "Cats"?

Quite possible!!

~grinny grin~ Me wishes me could dance like that... ~sigh~

's easy, honest! Anyone can learn!
Ballroom dancing is a social skill which is not as popular as it once was.
However, on a different tack, I can honestly say that if I hadn't tried it (as a teenager) I'd never have met the lady who eventually became my wife.
Suitable topic for a 'Pub Conversation'? The "What If ... " game? Scary ....

Hmm... 'What if'... me wasn't the cutest... preetiest... most puuuuuurfect cat in the whole word... hmmm... ~grin~... silly me... that's not possible... me don't think me is playing the game properly...

*Invites evereyone down to the dark hole in the wall to see the new technology installed.*

*Restocks the supply of s*
*Stuffs one quickly into mouth*

-FTF