h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are we doing shots again, girls? Pandy, good singing. I believe you ARE the Witchywoman. Oh good, you found your tank.

Alicat: I'm fine, all I need to do is keep near the tank!!! 8)
Here ya' go missy...help yourself...keeps you 'right as rain'!
*Pandora continues to suck gas & sing...quiet a party trick*

LOL. WOOOOO... OOOPs. I fell right over. LOL.

I've NEVER seen anyone fall so gracefully!!! *Pandora notices a shot glass missing and wonders if alicat may have swallowed it when she fell?* Come on then, do another...can hardly wait for my turn! If you take a hit of gas first, you won't get a cramp in your face gripping the shot!!! 8)

Hey, might I get a large balloonful of that gas?

Maybe if Pandora will stop hogging it all!!!
Hey Pan, can we have some too???? Be nice and share!

OKAY...I WAS GONNA' SAVE THESE FOR LATER...BUT I CAN SEE, IT'S LATER THAN I THINK! HERE ARE PUNCHING BALLOONS FILLED TO NEAR BURSTING!
WITH ENOUGH GAS TO HAVE ALL YOUR TEETH PULLED WITHOUT A CARE! SUCK AWAY FELLOW PARTIERS!!! THERE'S PLEANTY MORE WHERE THESE CAME FROM!!!
SEE, I'VE EVEN PUT A LITTLE CLIP ON EACH BALLOON STEM...FOR YOUR GAS
SUCKING PLEASURE...Pandora decides to start spinning again! WEEEEEE!!

*inhales half a punch ball*

*holding breath*

Thank you so much, it's just what I needed!

*smiles, laughs, sits down for a second*

You people are really cool, here's to you all! *holds glass up high, takes a hearty drink* You are always welcome at my place.

Aw shucks. You're mighty kind to be saying that.

I guess its just as well though, even if we weren't welcome, we'd probably just hang around anyway to piss you off!!! Ha Ha Ha!! - Just kidding!

Hey speaking of gas and such, has anyone else ever taken a swig of helium before? Pretty cool stuff - makes you sound like a 3foot high midget from some Latvian circus! not that there's anything wrong with that....(and I should know, since I'm not exactly amazon material myself!)

HEY THERE LINDY LOO, WE USE TO GET A GRUOP OF KIDS TOGETHER (WHEN I WAS 12 OR SO) SUCK IN AS MUCH HELIUM IN AS POSSIBLE...LINE UP FROM THE TALLEST TO THE SHORTEST & SKIP THROUGH TOWN SINGING :FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! HA! NOW 'THAT' WAS A HOOT!!! BUT I PERFER MY GAS TANK 8)
HERE, BETTER PASS MORE BALLOONS AROUND...'SOME' OF US HAVE REALLY BIG LUNGS!!! *Pandora wonders if big lungs equal OTHER big organs?*

You know what they say, big hands/big feet = big gloves/big shoes!

Thanks for the gas, N2O is MUCH more fun than helium!

Yes, it's always better when there's a buzz involved. Speaking of buzz, I've got some mushrooms that I've been saving for just such an occasion. And the right people, of course.

alicat, we're cut from the same (old) cloth!!! *Pandora starts jumping up and down* Ooo! Ooo! May I have some?!? PLEEEEEEEEASE!?! Huh? May I?
(brown eyes are now huge awaiting her bitter morsel)Here, more love beads!!! In about an hour...they'll start changing color!!! 8)

LOL. Since it's just the two of us here, we'll divide them in half. The others will be SOOL! I love these things. The love beads will be perfect. Do you want to down them with Tequila or with wine? How about both?

YES PLEASE. HERE. *PANDORA REACHES INTO YET ANOTHER POUCH AND HANDS ALI. A SMALL MIRROR.* I 'ALWAYS' TRAVEL WITH THESE...JUST INCASE WE WANT TO LOOK AT THE PORES ON OUR FACES FOR THREE OR FOUR HOURS, ONCE THE SHROOMS 'KICK IN'! LATER WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE A WALK OVER TO MY CAR
& TAKE A PEEK OF A SMALL BAG I FOUND LYING BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. IT WAS THE SMELL THAT ATTRACTED ME. I WAS STOPPED. LOOKING AT DIRECTIONS TO GET HERE, FROM THE BUS STOP...WHEN I TOUGHT FOR 'SURE'I SMELLED A 'SKUNK'! TURNED OUT TO BE COMING FROM THE LITTLE PACKET! GEE WHAT DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE?! SHALL WE MWKE TEA OUT OF IT?!?

I think tea is the best idea. Pandy, I think we must have been twins, separated at birth. My mother always said I couldn't be hers. We'll give the shrooms an hour, but we must continue drinking. I think a nice Southern Comfort would be appropriate. Possibly with a little Sangria.

I HAVE BEEN HELPING MY LATINO FRIENDS CELIBRATE CINCO de MAY ALL DAY!
I would like a tall glass of room temp. Madreia-Madreia Sangria. If
You feel like a nice SWEET wine, may I offer you a taste of Yago Sangria? Or would you like some of mine...just a bit dryer. I won't be offended if you want to load your 'plastic' cup with ice! Do your own thing. *offers alicat a crystle water goblet & her choice of all*
I ONLY use crystle. Many people 'keep' their 'good' stuff for a special ocassion. I believe that EVERY moment is special! People say I'm 'spoiled', I say I'm comfy! *Pan realizes how she sounds & for just a minute freaks out (Just for a short while)...fearing she might be TURNING INTO SOME KIND OF COMPUTER GEEK!!! (NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE A GOOD GEEK! I'D BE ABSOLUTELY LOST WITHOUT THEM!!! May the
GODS BLESS the geeks! Er, I just don't want to be one.* And I can offer you a really tasty tea to make Long Island Iced Tea w/that S.C.!
Watch my Home Page as I start giving away secrets about Pandora's creator. Including 'OLD COUNTRY' goodies. Her Grandmother's stuff!!!

I will gladly drink from your crystal goblet whatever you are drinking. I believe in spoiling myself too. I don't have anything that's kept for "special" company. Everyone is special.

HMMMMMMMMMM! IF WE 'WERE' TWINS, I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND WHY THEY COULD'T HAVE PUT UP WITH, ER, KEPT BOTH OF US! 8)

alicat, I now pronounce us TWINS!!! *Pandora finally has THE sister
she's always wanted! One muti-colored tear of happiness falls from her eye* Hey, want to wear some of my clothes?!? Let's do eachothers
hair!! No, wait...let's just get F.'d UP!!!