h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*DD turns up with Umbrella*

Typical BBQ weather, it's p****** down with rain. OK where's that keg?

*DD's sonar heads him directly towrds the beer*

Good

*DD glugs down keg*

Anymore?

Where's cloughie?

Hopefully catching some Zzzzs he was still here when I started work for a while.

No zzz's, but a shower and a cup of coffee can do wonders(dejavu?)

I also had to order a few more kegs, I got one of Guinness, though I don't know who'll drink it! The steaks are looking fine, there's another side of beef on its way. When I barbecue, there's no fooling around!!(at least when it comes to beer and food)

*DD's sonar leads him surprisingly straight to the keg of Guinness*

Cheers cloughie, I think I'm going to enjoy this BBQ.

You're on your own for a while, my girlfriend just got home, I have to tend to hotter fires! Just don't burn the place down!!

See you in an hour or so.

An hour. It must be love.

here I am, two days later; Yes, it is Love!! Now why won't all those sweeties from my journal join us down here, I keep forgetting to send them here. Oh well, I guess I should just be happy that they're around at all.

Ok, don't let the move spoil the party! There's lots more beer, and lots to grill, so nobody goes home hungry!! (or thirsty, or sober.)

NEVER FEAR PANDORA'S HERE!!! I swipped some cake from the B.D. Party!
Help yourselves...I had to go have some martinis, just for the olives,
of course! I don't eat meat! I like mine live & throbbing 8) Uh-Oh,
I think I'm sloshed, I just read what I just said! Pardon me! I'll TRY
to be more ladylike Here. *passes the tank of gas around* Anyone
for the other half of my imported pickeled worm?!? Geesh but I got soaked! My top's sticking to my shivering body! Brrr!!! Anybody have
a sweater I could borrow? I'm FREEZING! Ah, skip the sweater...how 'bout a funnel? I'll just lay under a tap!!! Your pick...funnel or sweater? Of course if I HAD a sweater...I could lay under the tap longer! 8) Nice BBQ!!! *poor Pandy's still shivering* I saw a pig fly once! Honest! It was at the Pink Floyd Animals concert! I even got a couple pictures with it's eyes glowing!!! It was just too cool! Speaking of cool...brrrrrrrrrrrr*starts to sing* Come on Baby lite my fire...maybe thishhh will warm me up...*continueshhh to sing* come on Baby
lite my fire.........................................................

ROFLOL. Pan, I believe you could out-party anyone. And I come from a long line of partiers. Where's that gas?

Well, I know where the BEEF is!!! Let's see, last I knew I think Cloughie had the tank. (I have another in the trunk, shhh, don't tell)
Thery're both magical...never run out. I do have a homing device on both tanks...so if the need arises, we'll find it...one way or another! BURP...pardon the Hell out of me!!! I'm not use to beer! last
time I had this dark stuff I woke up in the net off the bow of a clipper ship!!! Please keep me far from the ocean?!? I'm shtarn' ta'
feel a bit tipsey-doosel-daisy...still spinning...Pandora...gimmie shome morea'...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

BBQ? Hauls out a cool box containg about half a lamb. I would have brought more but the cooler wouldn't have had enough room for the beer.

*Puts some of the sheep onto the grill and cracks a cold beer*

*DD puts some veggie kebabs and Salsa in Plantain leaves on the BBQ*

Thanks for showing up everyone! I hope I can fulfill my duties as host, I'll try to be around as much as possible, but I have a lot of IRL stuff to do. Meanwhile, make yourselves at home!! If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to ask ...















(someone else) ROTFLOL

hi cloughie, hi guys

I finally made it down here after drinking copious amounts with the girls earlier.
I even brought marshmallows!!!

*Pandora looks at lamb, hears the words: drink & marshmallow begins to
feel odd...runs for the bushes in order to 'blow lunch'*

C'mon Pan - don't let the side down! Don't want the guys to think that us girls can't hold our liquor!
And this from the girl who likes tequila worms!!!

Umm, er, I'm okay! I just had to make room for the other half of the worm! Since I've had no takers...may as well have it myself...GULP!~
All gone..All better 8) !!! All I need is the tank of gas!!! 8) Oooo!
NOW I REALLY FEEL GREAT!!! Let's do shots off the table again!!!
Come on...line 'um up!! Hey the Roaman's use to purge then party...
And just look how they turned out...Oh, bad example! I'll blame it on the beer. I honestly NEVER drink the stuff. And it IS a bit hard for someone who only eats fruits & veggies to watch everyone ripping & tearing dead animal flesh from the bone. Hic! Pardon...let's get at those shots...I'm ready to dance around the fire, play some music & sing!!! It's MAY...It's h2g2's 1st B.D.! Let's party!!WEEEEEEEE!!!!
*Pandy chugs an unknown beverage someone left setting out...begins to
swirl around and sing* RAVEN HAIR, RUBY LIPS, SPARKS FLY FROM HER FINGER TIPS. ECHOED VOICES IN THE NIGHT, DANCING SHADOWS & FIRE LIGHT!
Oo, Ooo, WITCHYWOMAN SEE HOW HIGH SHE FLYS...Oo, Ooo, WITCHYWOMAN...
SHE GOT THE MOON IN HER EYEEEEES! Come on, EVERYbody sing...*Pandora is feelin NO ill effects from her eariler over endulgance* By the way,
Lindy Loo, I want it ON RECORD...I held my liquor ALL the way to the bushes! One tequila-Two tequila-Three tequila-Floor! HA!-HA!HA!...

Takes some slices of lamb and salad and has a nice fresh kebab. Like they're meant to be