h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*softly singing in her...er sleep...I dream of Zax with the light brow-ow-en Jack...tries to cover herself with her hair*

Boy, you guys should be a little more careful. I don't want to have to call an ambulance! Thanks for enjoying yourselves at my place, though. The pigs were great, Zax, thanks. I wish I had time to figure out how to get them on my page, but I'm starting a new job today. Machining. It's going to be cool to learn a new trade. When I get back tonight I hope to stop in for a long spell and relax with an 'illegal smile'! Party on!!

*alicat has been off chasing mushrooms. The smell of brownies brings her back to her senses, long enough to lose them again.* Pandy, I think a little of your gas is needed. cloughie better skip it on his first day at work. BTW, I have a couple of bottles of Jack, too. maybe a little chugging contest would be fun.

Hey, alicat...since you helped revive me...how 'bout a walk to my car.
It's only two miles down the road. Too bad Zax had to be selfish. I
NEVER go ANY place without at 'least' 1/2 a case of UNCLE JACK!
I've GOT to change clothes. Seems Zax poured dark smelly stuff all over me when I fainted. We can't have a PROPER chugging contest with only two bottles! And UNLIKE 'SOME' people...I share!

There's a fellow a couple houses down who lets me shower there. He caught me hosing cake off myself in his yard and instead of running me off invited me in! He's very easy on the eyes! We'll pop a couple shrooms, have a hike, a quick shower & change & we'll be good as new!!
I've brought lots of clothes. You can help yourself. I have EVERYTHING
starting at a size 4 - some lovely loose 6's and of course sweats. All
the boomstick skirts stretch at the waist & I have a bunch of peasant
blouses...one size fits all. Seems I've left my shoes somewhere again...I loose more shoes THAT way! Sheesh! You never did tell me where you found my ballet slipper after the party at the Sheraton? Was
I bad?!? I mean REALY-REALLY bad?!? *Pan hopes so*

I'm just going to pop back over to cloughie's and leave him a MAJOR balloon full os N2O-I'll write something from the both of us for his 1st day at a new job. I'll be right back, then we can head out!

Sounds perfect, Pan.

The ballon has been left. The sooner we go, the sooner we'll return.
I think a hike and a nice shower will keep us going for hours!!!
(so will the shrooms )

Yes, not to mention the nice looking neighbor. Let's go.

We're two bodies...one mind!

==========cloughie!==============
cut and paste the code snippet below into your page code wherever you want your pigs... at some point you'll need to find your own place to store it, but that can wait til you have time... no hurry!

OH! Yeah, and make sure your page is in GUIDEML OR HTML!! (down at the bottom of your edit page box, put the dot in the right hole, then HIT THE CHANGE TYPE BUTTON...

hope you like it, bud!

Ah, Zax, just the person we were looking for. Pandy and I have retrieved her bottles of Jack Daniel's from her car, and would like to engage in a chugging contest. Would you and cloughie like to take up the challenge? cloughie? How was your first night at work?

We WOULD have had five bottles...but alicat just HAD to give that cute neighbor, where we showered one of them. Geesh, I thought 'I' was a flirt! By the way ali...while I was changing, and you were showering...where was the neighbor (I believe his name is Marcus)???
I only had to slap his face once to get him to leave ME alone...but I
didn't notice any red marks on his face after YOU were there?!?

Anyway, I await the fellows to see if they have the spine to take on our little contest...what shall the winner receive? Hmmm, it has to be good. alicat, can you think of a prize?!?

Hey guys, work was ok, we'll see how I like it after a week or so and I get the hang of things. I'm a little too old for chugging anything but beer, sorry. I'll watch and judge, though! Thanks for the quick help, Zax. I'll try it anon, I just don't have time today to hang around, though. Here's hoping for more time!!
*drinks a quart pitcher full of beer, even though he has to go to work pretty soon*

High? Steve-o,

Sorry , I meant cloughie. You can chug beer, and the rest of us will do Jack. Are we going for speed or amount drunk? *alicat is trying like crazy to think what the prize should be. *

*polishes off the last of the bottle of jack, then reaches back to that beloved spot in space and pulls forth a fresh fifth. *

*thinks: I wonder if these ladies realize that i'm the ARCHANGEL of Alcoholic Indulgence, and you don't get that title easily...? ah well, at least they realize that the fun part is losing!*

ok.. i'm game!

This is going to be very interesting. *alicat has been training for this competition for years. She tilts back her head and proceeds to drain her first bottle. *

*Pandora opens her mouth thrusts the neck of the bottle of Jack deep into her throat.
Holding her breath, both literally and figuratively speaking, pours the firey luquid directly into her stomach! As the last ounces drain,
reaches for the 2cd bottle. Tosses the 1st asided. Pan exhales. Takes
another deep breath & quickly slides the new 5th her beloved Uncle Jack deep into her throat, resting her lips on the top of the bottle.
Drinking a bit more slowly at 1st...was that a gag? No, she continues to pour*

"Watcher of the Skies". You win Pandy. No one even comes close to to you. You get to make a special wish, but it must be something you really want.

Thak you. *curtsies in all direction* Is it over already?!? Whatever,
guess I'll just sip on a few vodka martinis. Several olives please. Hmmm. Something I REALLY want. Hic, pardon. Okay, here goes...I want Zax to promise to catch me BEFORE I hit the floor, instead of just watching. (actually I'd like a few minutes alone in the broom closet with him, but that could just be the JD talking. I
become VERY friendly when I'm drinking And man-o-man am I drinking!!!

LOL.

Hello peeps! May I join you? *Dumps her bag of veggie burgers on the floor*

It looks as though there's been some heavy durty partying going on