h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*holds a second, exhales...*

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

My, you do sound relaxed!

I'm very seldom tense. Pandora should be here any minute...

Hi Pandora, this is your reward for getting here: xoxoxoxo and a big bong hit. Sorry, but that's the last one til the weekend, I'm very low and just filled the bat box. I must conserve, lest I have to resort to... RESIN!! I shudder to think about it.

I'll be glad to do some bat hits with you though.

Hello deary! Sorry 'bout my last post...thought I was here, but I was there. Maybe my fingernails really should go?!? I swear I hit one key, but then something else pops out! I refuse to blame it on medication
Keep that nasty resin to yourself! YUCK! I've been 'round the block more than twice, never heard of a 'bat hit'-educate please.
Er, about sending you pics...I don't know how When I tried to send Gwennie some...they kept coming out blue or red...& I have no idea how to E them?!? I have a Mac...ask Gweenie...I'm stupid! I put poor Mac into a coma twice within a weeks time. And yesterday I 'bout killed my
printer. Your gal's dad's cabin sounds great! We're not finished...ran out of $$$$. It's white pine-round logs, unstained-hate those dark logs! The trim is ceder. Huge vaulted ceiling w/exposed beams & grey stone fireplace. Loft over the livingroom will have the twisted rails...soon. Balcony overlooking the river & woods. I will try to E some pics-don't hold your breath XXXOOOXXX

Hi, wish I could help with the email, I don't know Macs. Maybe ask Bruce if you catch him here, he seems to know EVERYTHING!

A bat is just a one-hitter, you know - the little brass deal the size of a cigarette that goes in a nice little wooden case that also holds your 'stash'. They conserve smoke really well, I always use it when I get low.

Well, I look forward to seeing your home. I'll try to remember to get some pics when I'm at Lara's dad's - maybe Father's Day. Cheers!

Ohhhhhhhh...a Dug Out!!! I use to be the proud owner of a Head Shop!
Ahhhhh what fun! Being in local politics & selling naughty little trinkets
My new job is wonderful-but the hours bite! I NEED sleep...but am having trouble getting to & staying asleep, time for my medication

Hello Pandora, my twisted sister. I am back from the great beyond. I missed you all. I need a beer.

Hey Alicat! *Pours out a virtual beer* There you go! Cheers, me dear!

hi, at work sneaking online. uh oh! bye.

LOL. You are a daring young man, cloughie. Thank you for the *V.B.* , Gwennie. What a lovely BBQ this still is. I think I will have a virtual mushroom to celebrate freedom. Would you like one as well?

I'll take one in 2 hours! still sneaking, almost got caught last time. See you @ 11:30 I hope.

LOL. It's nice that you have access at work. Even if you have to sneak in.

I just happened to be working on a machine in an area all by myself and there was a computer nearby. While my parts were running I had 4 and 1/2 minutes to spare(so like 2-3 minutes work, then 4 1/2 minutes slacking, most of the time). What was scary was that the damn browser held the pages even after I cleared the history! I thought I was screwed til i found the place to clear the auto complete or whatever it's called. SHEW!!

Anyway, it's nice to know you're ok now, and are around. The world has been a sad place without you. Sorry I missed you tonight, but I need some sleep anyway. Oh, hi you other people, wasn't ignoring you, just fawning over alicat! (fauning?)
What kind of new keg do we want!!?? Hey Pandora, I got something to hold me over til I restock my supply.

LOL. It's great to be back, cloughie. You will be sick of me before too long. I think we should drink a toast. To the best of friends. Cheers.

*Raises her glass and down her pint* Burp! *Blushes* Pardon me!

LOL. Gwennie, that shade of red really becomes you.

alicat, the day I am sick of you will be the saddest day of my life. I have a good feeling that it will never come. Still glad you're ok. You need to be careful with any kind of drug you take. When it has more power than you, you should just run away from it. No use fighting, the human soul is much too fragile a thing to take any chances with. Fight the good fight.

It was a problem with alcohol, too. I always let my addictions have free reign. Now, it's all virtual partying for me. Thank God there's plenty of that here, at h2g2. I think I'll have a beer right now. Cheers, Dear.

Alcohol is probably the most dangerous drug of all. Maybe not immediately, but in the long run. But, "ya pay's yer money, ya takes your chance" Good Luck in your endeavors. Love ya.