h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just staying out of the hospital is enough reason to get my life in control. Are you still buzzing from the wedding? Maybe we should have a few beers?

alicat!!! XXXOOOXXX !!! I had a scarey feeling for you ... are you going to be alright now?!? I had the worestest dream ever...and I became so ill...must be twins REALLY do feel what the other is going through...although I've been told nothing, I know what I've 'seen' &
'felt' (And you missed my wedding...just as well. When you look in next years newest dictionary-under ther word: SUCK my wedding picture will be there...just ask Gwennie- I don't think she's stopped laughing yet! Have you Gwennie? )
alicat-Katsy is jonesing bad for you. Will you please say hello to her? So glad you're HOME!!! WE LOVE YOU!!! Your twisted sister-Pan!

Sorry I missed you again, alicat. We will be together soon though. Pandora, that link you sent me was pretty beat, I was expecting much more. Wait til I start sending YOU some stuff!

Yeah-yeah...so you know how to use your computer...I'm working on it!
Give a girl a minute will ya'? Besides...I don't E JUST ANYbody!!! You
are on a VERY select list! If you'd like to be on my 'Wall of Fame'...
send me a pic of yourself & I'll frame it & put you in a place of honor! (there's a VERY nice pool table downstairs-one wall is for everyone who plays there to write on-the other wall(s) are becoming covered with pictures of all my friends-Everyone here is invited!!!)
Today I made a spot for Gwennie's doggies Animals are my friends-
I don't eat my friends The critters have a short wall-the humans get the long wall! Very glad you, shall we say: stocked up?!

alicat-here...you may have my spare tank of nitrus-to keep forever

Gwennie has a really cool place-I think we all should show up there with sleeping bags! I'll get you an Rx of Prozac-you'll be fine
Hugs & Kisses to my h2g2 family...I love you ALL...Pandy

Pandy, thanks for the N2O. It was sorely needed. I have checked in with Katsy. She is still on cloud 9 from the skandal show. I'm sorry I missed your wedding. I'll have to send you some pics of my critters for your wall. They all seem very happy to have me home, but then they always seem pretty happy. We should drink a toast, to great friends and sisters. Cheers, dear.

Hey alicat, what about sending out a picture of yourself!!?? I would like one, it's only fair because I sent one to you!! Pandora, I'll send one as soon as I get in front of the webcam cleanshaven! (one of these days) I'll save you some room by including my dog Barney!

TODAY PANDORA SMILES!!!
*glass of granny's special iced tea held high: "Here's to those who wish us well...those that don't can go to Hell"*

So, Pandora.... If you have all your pictures of friends on the walls of your pool room, what's the one in the centre of your darts board??

Thanks for saying my house is nice, Pandora (you should try living in it though)..... No need to bring Prozac - John's got lots of that sort of thing although he may put up a fight about sharing them! (He needs 'em to put up with me, two sproglets, five cats and three dogs!)

Yeah, but he aint never had no Crazy Yankee come for a stay
I think together we could 'take him' (wrestle drugs from him!)
You DO have a nice house...wanna trade?!? If you say yes, you have to take Bear in th trade *Pan bangs her head against the table for getting married at such an old age...use to be free...now the same clothes he use to encourage me to wear, I'm told,"Are too revieling
to wear for anyone but me!"* I'll just be over here banging my head on the table...if anybody wants me...thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thd-thud-thud-thud

'Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.'

LOL.

...thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud-thud...

Stop it! You're going to do more damage than has already been done, and you won't even get a buzz from it!!

LOL. Hi cloughie. I believe we're close to a meeting here. I only missed you by 8 minutes. I brought a Caesar with me from the party on Deimos. I don't remember how I got there. Oh, yeah. It was on the spaceship. The weather is sunny and warm here today.

Okay ...took cloughie's advice & stopped banging my head on the table!
Instead I went & soaked my head in the pool
(I sort of got a buzz from banging my head!!!) Hubby likes my new swim suit...just as long as I don't wear it in front of anyone but him! *the urge to bang head is strong* I'm supposed to be working right now...maning the phone lines...but I don't wanna'. I want to party & swim & sleep...in that order! I'll just work twice as hard next week! I love this job!!! Where else can you get high marks from your mangr. when you've only put in 12 hrs?!?

Hey alicat...is it time to start Fall shopping ?!? I've got most of hubby's Christmas shopping done-I'll have the crap wrapped by Thanksgiving & spend my Winter relaxed...in front if the fireplace!
I want a new cape! The time to buy is now! I loves ta' shop...good thing Bear got himself a GOOD job! (this new one) I'm sort of high maintanance

I'll bet you are! Just popping in to say "high" I really don't know what I want to say after that.

*Gwennie thinks seriously about shoving some ice cubes down Pandora's bikini bottom for mentioning Christmas and presents before it's even July*

Both my sprogs have their birthdays this month, so don't even mention Christmas and presents!!!

There's an old expression related to marriage:

"Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

Pandora, there is no way on Earth that you'd be able to get John to part with his medication...and no, I don't want to swap hubbies. It's taken me years to break John in to the blubbering submissive wreck that he is!

HIGH cloughie
Hey alicat
Hey Gwennie I don't like ice anywhere near my manhole! Thank you all the same The spronlets are having birthdays?!? I'll have to send them a little something from America! Best get a move on!!!
around here...they actually have 'Christmas in July"!!! All the camp grounds esp. get into this! It's too strange for me!?! We have the 4th of July...that's when we party are arses off for getting away from the Brits That's why we say asses Then the next week...they...whom ever THEY are, deck the halls etc. & all lights are red & green & gifts exchanged!!! Ahhhhhhhh! Only in the USA! $$$$$$ Sheesh!!! G-night fellow hikers-Pan's pooped!

Night, Pan. They have Christmas in July here along the beach on Lake Erie. Santa shows up in a dune buggy and hands out popsicles to the sprogs. I'm sure it's just a case of copying the Americans. Or else it's the Americans with cottages who started it. There seems to be very little drinking going on here right now. How about a toast? To summer sun, wherever it is, cause it sure ain't here.

Pandora can tell you, Allicat that we've been having your luverly warm and sunny weather over here in the UK. No, we're not giving it back, either!

Actually, it's fu fu fu freezing here today! Well the wind is cold, although it's lovely and sunny.

The nice little weather man, on the t.v. says that it's going to get warm again next week though...

It's just a shame that I don't have a pool to dip my toesessses in! *Glares greenly at Pandora*