h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope you saved a cap or two for the 'host'. I'm sorry I can't be here all the time, but when the weather is nice I can't be in front of a CRT. I'm glad you guys are having fun though!!
One of these days I'll catch you here.

I'M NOT EXACTLY 'CHAINED' TO MAC...I JUST HIT IT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.

YOU'VE 'GOT' TO BE 'VERY' FAST TO CATCH US!!! *runs away laughing*

LOL. Pandy, I've always wanted a sister, too. My brother is wonderful, but it's not the same. I think we should drink to our new-found twinship. Let's see, what shall we have. Oh, yeah, I've still got some mushrooms. And to wash them down, some champagne. Cheers, sis.

CHEERS,MY TWISTED SISTER!!! (I only have the one sister, nine years my elder, who's favorite words include: No, don't do THAT!!! I'm telling
Mom!!! etc., I think you get the idea...) Yummy, twist off top?!? here
you go. *hands her adopted Sister a tin filled with gourmet fruit covered chocolates* And of course...I NEVER go ANYWHERE without your favorite...N20!!! Weeeeee!!! More mushrooms please!

WoooHooo. More everything. Let's try some more of those blazing shots, too.

Ha Ha, I finally caught you! At least I hope you're still here, I always forget to check the 'who's online'. Sorry I can't drink for a while, but the big hole in my gums has to heal some. I could sure use a big punchball full of gas though!

******** C L O U G H I E ! ! ************

I saw this and thought of you!

http://www.webarrow.net/graphics/animation/animals/flypig.html

Hope you like it!!!

(btw, sorry to have crashed this thread...
*looks around and grins at all of the familiar, and sorely missed faces*
but i didn't think you were likely to read all the backlog in the other threads! we're now on "new applicants 3" at the angel homepage, and a new thread or two have opened in heaven... We'd REALLY love to see you there! drop by and let me know what you think of your present!)

Here's some gas, cloughie. I'll do all your drinking for you. I have to check out what Zax has left for you. I'll be right back. All we need now is for Pandy to show up.

actually, i feel sorta silly, cuz i forgot to give you this one too! in case you want to show your entourage... you know? poor rosebud...

http://www.animfactory.com/html/25191_lc.html

cloughie...sorry to hear about the hole in your head!!! I'll help alicat drink your share, wouldn't want her to over do it...as-if!!!
You can use my extra tank of endless gas until your mouth heals, or until you want to see straight, which ever comes fisrt!

Now, who's this: T.A.Z*__P.S.o.D.I.(N.G.A),PST.B.(C.TB),PSoU.W.(C.TW),
& PSoW.(CoW)??? I don't believe we've met...yet. You seem as if you might like to party...

Hi Pandora! Did you say Party? I come fully equipped wit Drinks and Brownies!

(btw, neat acronym! hadn't thought of that!)

St. Zax*

*with an Arch look....

Oh good, we can kick this party up a bit. cloughie has provided kegs of beer, and I still have some mushrooms. I still have God A.'s personal bottle,too. Tell us a little about yourself, Zax. I liked the flying pig site and the animal animation. Hopefully cloughie will make an appearance.

DID HE SAY BROWNIES?!? *Pandy starts jumping up & down* Ooooo,
may I have a brownie PLEEEEASE?!? Are they the TYPE of BROWNIE I think they are?!? *continues to jump up & down* Ooo, Ooo, may I have TWO
brownies?!? Huh??? Can I? CanI? Huh? Huh?!? Tell me allll about the chocolate and how long you baked them, an' EVERYTHING! My but you're
an interesting fellow...wouldn't you say so alicat? *Pandora's heart is racing...shrooms & brownies...oh but THIS 'must' be Heaven*

*grinning indulgently, Zax* reaches back to some indeterminate point, and pulls forth a tray piled high with two stacks of brownies.*

Well, Pandy.. the dark ones are my specialty- Ghiradelli triple fudge with white chocolate chips... the lighter ones... well.. those are one of Greebo's *Special* batches.. your guess is as good as mine as to what found its way in 'em!

can guarantee they'll be fun tho!

*reaching back to the same noncommital point, Zax* brings out a brimming pitcher, and a large bottle*

I'll share the Guinness, but the Jack's mine!

*pandoras eyes fall on the tray of mouth watering delights & faints*

*watching pandy sink oh-so-gracefully to the floor-- wait,no... hang on there! i said GRACEFULLY!*

*Oooo that's gotta hurt! OK.. So... watching pandy sink not-so-gracefully to the floor, Zax* delicately upends the pitcher of Guinness over her face.*
*other than the reflexive action of gargling the alcohol and licking her lips, pandy obstinately refuses to wake up*

ah, hell. what a waste.
oh well, nothing for it, time for me to end this sobriety binge...

*opens bottle of jack and downs 5 fingers in three long swallows.*

*10 seconds later, shows pandy how to sink gracefully*

sniff, sniff...*Pandora's eyes pop open* What am I doing down here?!?
I seem to have a goose egg on my head and the smell of Guinness on my breath?!? Do I SMELL 'JACK'?!? *Pan jumps up goes toward the smell only to trip over a fellow* Owwww! *looks up* Well hello there. Oh, I remember you! I think it was seeing all that chocolate in a pile that did me in. It's been a couple days since I've eaten. I've been on a certian ethnic diet, of sorts. Just liquids, you know.
*wonders what the others will think of herself on the floor with Zax,
hopes it's something dreadful *

*Quickly hides the bottle of Jack from Pandy's line of sight*
Uh uh... MINE!

*Reaching back to that wonderful, yet elusive point in space, this time Zax* brings forth a brimming pitcher of... (?)

*Pandora quickly grabs the pitcher and starts guzzling before alli even notices what it contains...*

Glug-glug...*suddenly, Pandora's eyes begin to spin 'round. Slowly at first. Seems the more she swollows, the faster her eyes go 'round* glug-glug-gulp..*breath, barely able to rasp out the word* smooth.

*pandora decides to renew her acpuaintance with the floor. Zax* gets up and wanders over to the picnic table, only to sit down and carefully arrange a look of mild ennui on top of the resident look of anticipation... how DO you DO that??*

Practice