Alien Loveshade's Closet

Say, what are you doing in my closet? Go through the wrong door? No problem. Just toss away those piles of dirty unmentionables (I won't mention them), kick away that petrified banana peel and sit down on a semi-warped cardboard box. If you see any spare change it's mine; any peach pits you can keep.

When I landed here several months ago on July 1, 2000, GMT, I was listed as one of the Five Busiest Forums just 12 hours after I landed. That's not because I'm so great; it's because I posted a lot and got responses from ACEs and other beings.

If you want to visit the inside of my ship, the StarShip Lorelei, forget it. Last visitors I had nearly blew the bloody thing up. It's currently berthed at # 537 (formerly numbered 536 until I repainted it) at H2G2 Space Centre, assuming it wasn't destroyed in the BBC takeover.

If you want to visit the only website I'll admit to currently, read about the Principia Discordia and see the Real Genuine and NotFake Binky the WonderSkull, go to" > . I'm also known as BloodStar there as if you care. If you want to see what I've been up to this last year, go to" > .

My super nifty spiffy new site which I'm designing with other members of The Loveshade Conspiracy I mean The Loveshade Community will appear soon at" > . Or so they say. Personally I have my doubts.

Oh, you can email me at [email protected] . That oughta work. If not, try [email protected]


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