h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*sea wonders if anyone will bother to answer her question, seeing as this forum is slowly dying*

Zeb(Thinking quickly for a good story): We're..... ummh.... GRINCHES!!! YEAH, that's it, grinches! And we're gonna try to steal Christmas, only to learn a valuble lesson about over-valuing the material... so our activities here are completely harmless.... no need to ivestigate or anything... yes...

[deth] what question? *hiccups*

She was wondering what we were supposed to tell this inquisitive-neighbor-person...

*sea looks mildly surprised that anyone actually listens to her, then gives e&z a grateful hug*

It's alright, I've explained the situation to our neighbor. Apparently, there's just a bit of confusion as to what we're doing here, and I explained that I make sure you all abide by the rules of continuity, so there's no danger to the hangar next to ours.

Now, if UH or Giguschild were here, then that hangar might have some serious damages to report...

Don't forget Kudos!

Kudos causes damage, but tries not to be obvious about it. I've got no worries about him.

And speaking of worries, I'm constructing a new space station soon. Details will come later.

has any one noticed that theairs getting a little thin?

Emar: No. Why WOULD it be?

yeah? why?

Zeb: Damn multiple realities created by different forums!







Zeb: Oh, I'm sorry. What were we talking about, now? The air?

Just popped in to see what's happening next door. In regard to the ongoing dialog, I have five points to make.

First, in regards any weapons systems I may or may not have (and I didn't say I had any, certainly not anything illegal), if I did have any particular weapons systems (which I'm not saying I have), I would certainly not want them STOLEN! You shouldn't whisper so loud; Binky the WonderSkull has good ears. Well, not really ears, I mean, a skull doesn't actually...oh, nevermind.

Second, if I did have something that someone wanted to use (and I'm not saying I do), I might be willing to discuss terms, assuming I had anything, which I don't.

Third, in regard to the relative viscosity of the gas layer in this hangar, i.e. air, it has seemed to vary somewhat since I arrived. Somebody might want to check on that.

Fifth, somebody stole my Fourth point, and I'd bloody well like to have it back!

[deth] ya know, i think i could get to like this one.... why is everyone so worried about the air anyway? *pauses to think and then realizes he is the only deceased person in the room and blushes furiously.... well, if he could blush*

Alien Loveshade, believe me when I say that we have no intention of making your time in your hangar the least bit unbearable. I am, indeed, sorry that I needed this particular hangar for a few recent plots that we are carrying out.

I don't know if you're familiar with STUMPED, but in case you aren't, and just to remind everyone coming in, we are the supervillains league on h2g2, and because of this, we can't always help it if there's an occasional explosion or battle between good and evil that takes place here.

As for the air, I should really have a technician come in and check on it. Maybe Affy, the science officer.

Oh, and I'm sorry about this Fourth Point of yours, but I'm pretty sure that none of us stole it. We've no need of it, really. Also, I never authorized that theft. Perhaps you just lost your point somewhere?

*In his get up as the eponymous Mr Goriff, itinerant Curry vendor and sometime erotic dancer (dig those sequined pants (that is - underwear), UH knocks on the door, in the hope that the villains won't recognise him, and will let him in. He can claim that deth ordered curry but forgot.*

[deth] *can't remember if he likes curry, much less ordered any* someone answer the door!

Emar: Now... HOW do I open these newfangled doors again?