A Conversation for H2G2 Space Centre
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 30, 2000
[sea] wait, wait... after the LAST time this happened, doesn't anyone think we should make sure someone ordered food before opening the door?
[evillene] *ignores sea* emar, i think it's that button over there...
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Dec 30, 2000
Emar(as too-bright laser is fired into his eye...):AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!! AUGH! AUGH! I CAN'T SEE! OW! OW!...
Recorded Female Voice(security system): We're sorry. You are not cleared to access this door. Thank you.
Emar: OOOOOOOOOOWWWW! WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A RETINAL SCANNER ON THE **INSIDE**?! WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS **THAT**?!!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 30, 2000
*sea raises her eyebrows in approval. evillene snickers*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 31, 2000
*lets out a deep breath. The bulkhead corrodes.*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Dec 31, 2000
Zeb: Oh for crying out... HERE! I'll show you incompetents how to open a door...
Eyeball(in alien language): Jucha guchoo!
Zeb(in surprisingly good imitation of Krymla's voice): The Krymla Leader demands access to the rest of the station!
Eyeball: Juchoo WHAH?!! Genja mikk guchako NA Krymla ledroo-ho!
Zeb: LISTEN, you occular peice of crap! I said open this door, and you're going to do it, or I yank you out of your freaking hole and do a riverdance on you rusted body like... THIS...!!
Zeb(staring at massive droid): Uh... heh heh...
Zeb: Ow.
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Dec 31, 2000
Emar: Hey... now that I've got my vision back somewhat...; What if we try THAT thing?
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Dec 31, 2000
OH for gods sake
*strides over to his ship and mutters some thing to a small black micro phone, the ship lifts a little makes a 180 degree turn then lands*
right every body down!!!
*twin plasma cannons blast at the door ripping through the force field and vaporiseing some of the steel*
well err I'l try again when the bateries recharge, maybe they'll get through the rest of it
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Dec 31, 2000
The Score So Far...
Door-: 2
"Devious Villains"-: 0.5
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Dec 31, 2000
alright batteries are charged FIRE!!!
*more plasm rips from the cannons and vaporises even more steel, they cut out abruptly* hey I can see light through it an other small salvo should do
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 1, 2001
Zeb: You know, I wonder if there's a possibility of incinerating the curry guy if we keep shooting at the door...
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 1, 2001
[sea] *raises eyebrow* does anyone in this forum actually LIKE curry?
[evillene] shut up, sea, some dude wants to give us food.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jan 2, 2001
hmmmmm........
~hums bewitched because that cursid song will never leave my head~
yep...... .... uhhhh.... CLEAR!
*pushes a button on his watch*
~in slow motion of course and from many different angles~
Well, thats done i---
BED really has thought of everything I guess....... stupid! stupid! stupid! Blast
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 2, 2001
erm*wispers something into his watch* right I'll try again, every one down
*particle cannon makes a horrible whineing and fires, after the smoke clears there's a hole with a 4' radius* I think most of us can fit through that
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 2, 2001
[evillene] *thinking* not UH, though...
*sea gives evillene a dirty look*
[evillene] what?
[sea] that wasn't very nice...
*evillene's eyes widen and she backs away*
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 2, 2001
no not nice at all
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jan 3, 2001
since when was evillene scared of ANYBODY, let alone SEA?
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 3, 2001
thats a VERY good point
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Angelo Deth- The marginally less well known Death... oh and master of Jenga!! Posted Jan 3, 2001
[deth] *with a slightly sardonic lilt to his voice* and arn't we just full of them recently.... mabye its in the water there
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 3, 2001
[OOC]
Just a minute - I wasn't even inside. I guess I must just have sat down outside. Oh, and I think with my curries, the radiation from superheated plasma charges will probably only singe my eyebrows
UH (from a pile of debris, now inside the hangar): Curry...anyone...*collapses*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Jan 3, 2001
Zeb(running up to the debris): WAIT!! THIS isn't a curry-delivery-man at all! IT'S... a MASK...!!
Zeb: Oh, wait. It's his real face after all... never mind. He is a delivery-man...
Zeb: Wow, the delivery guy looks really familiar, doesn't he...
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- 641: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 30, 2000)
- 642: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Dec 30, 2000)
- 643: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 30, 2000)
- 644: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 31, 2000)
- 645: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Dec 31, 2000)
- 646: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Dec 31, 2000)
- 647: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Dec 31, 2000)
- 648: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Dec 31, 2000)
- 649: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Dec 31, 2000)
- 650: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jan 1, 2001)
- 651: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 1, 2001)
- 652: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jan 2, 2001)
- 653: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 2, 2001)
- 654: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 2, 2001)
- 655: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 2, 2001)
- 656: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Jan 3, 2001)
- 657: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 3, 2001)
- 658: Angelo Deth- The marginally less well known Death... oh and master of Jenga!! (Jan 3, 2001)
- 659: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 3, 2001)
- 660: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Jan 3, 2001)
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