The Useless Office

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*Behind a Giant Mole in Hangar #13 of H2G2 Space Centre lies a small booth, on top of which are printed the words ECIFFO SSELESU*

Goodbye, I am the Useless Officer... This is the *looks up* Eciffo Sselesu. Useless really, isn't it...?

Anyway, this is the Useless Office, for Useless things. We have a usless desk *points to four table legs with no top, which somehow he can still mysteriously lean on* , a useless lamp *points to a corner where a small lamp appears to be hiding from the darkness* and a useless staff *waves his arms about, where nobody is*...

If you have ANYTHING which you find absolutely useless, please don't hesitate to notify us and we'll file it through the proper procedures...

Why...?

Who knows, our filing cabinets are useless anyway...


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