h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~The hangar is dark, and an ominous feeling is in the air. Though nothing can be seen, the room FEELS gigantic. Red flips the switch, and the music crescendos. There, in front of them, is an extreamly large, extreamly illegal, extreamly well armed battlecarrier, with surface landing capabilities~

If you want the spec sheets, I can give them to you. I'd be happy to give you a tour. Her name is the "IGS ALCATRAZ". She's got a fully operational prison deck, and breaking onto -- or out of -- this ship is impossible.

}I'm after a starfighter carrier. It doesn't need to be the most powerful flying fortress in the universe; it just needs to be able to land in double Earth gravity, take off again, and carry six GalArmy starships simultaneously.{

This should do the trick. Its thrusters (for taking off in double Earth gravity) are the best in its class. It can carry your starships, plus an invasion army of droids. One deck is a prison, which you never know, may come in handy. It lacks in weapons, but it's sheilds and armour are more than enough to make up for that. I have smaller carriers, but I'm not sure they'll hold the amount of cargo you've specified.

*noticed Mew disappearing to Hangar 41 and wonders what he could possibly be doing there*

Make up your mind, Mew, Alien and B.E.D. don't quite seem to trust me...

}I'll take it. Bill me to this account.{

[He gives Red the account number of an important millitary-type person who's always buying military items from shady sources, and never keeps track of them so he won't know it if there's something on the list that he didn't buy]

He sure *won't* notice... he's my best customer!

Perhaps I need to solicit my services as an illegal arms dealer more efficiently. I think I'll go do some advertising.

Mew!

Okay, the word is out in the underground. I just hope BED doesn't show up...

}Who BED?{

BED=Big Evil Dan -- station security cheif.

Mew!

Now, Mew, I've got a shipment coming in soon, so if you'd like to take this craft, you'd better do it now. I'm afraid I don't have the resources to rent you this hangar.

Of course, if you ever need anything else, in the future, you know where to find me. For instance, I've got a load of automatic lazer rifles that fell off of a military convoy in the Risa System coming in in soon. Feel free to drop by and look at the merchandise.

[Mew takes the carrier, loads six GalArmy starships onto it, and goes into hyperspace]

*walks in, looking around suspiciously*

I thought I heard my name mentioned. Who were you talking to, Red? And what were you up to?

Dan! Will no one give an Archangel his due! They have tried to turn you into BEN. >telepathy< would this have anything to do with London's all seeing Big Ben? I think not, but as head of security you should know. Please tell me why everyone in the Galaxy seems to be English. I am American and not about to apoligize for it as some have. WOL, JLC the TTP

Mew!

I'm Canadian, which is close to American.