h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alright, at the wholesale price I'll take three crates of S.C.Y.T.H.Es, two crates of the plasma batteries, and two psychic amps. My credit's good, I own an entire planet at the edge of the solar system.

I'll be re-selling these at the price you suggest.

Yowzupman, I've got some bullets that are heat activated, and on delay. Approximately ten seconds after being discharged, they explode. How's that?

alrighty that'll be 18000 platinum discs *holds up card swipe*

~Swipes STUMPED card through~

STUMPED: It's Everywhere You're Not Supposed To Be

~Swipes STUMPED card through~

STUMPED: It's Everywhere You're Not Supposed To Be

*swipes the card*

yes, why yes I suppose I am

Yowuzupman, why did you steal my card? You've got one of your own!

And I think I may have double charged that...

hey hey, twice the cash hee hee, and NO refunds, oh does any one want to become a crew member of the Ragnarok, it's curently parked on the remains of Foxymanor Guest house 4

no I didn't, I used my Space Center Card see

but anyway, those bullets will do just fine

I prefer the STUMPED card

That's a first. Most people don't trust anything with the word STUMPED on it. We ARE a super villains' syndicate.

[Y2K enters, looking angry]

[Y2K] Well, I /am/ a member of STUMPED. Red, see if you can get Sienar* to make me another Sith Infiltrator.

[*Sienar is a shipbuilding corporation in Star Wars; it made the Sith Infiltrator]

yes but people tend to be more reliable when they've got enough fire power to wipe out a small continent pointing at them

[Y2K] Oh shut up you Acolyte!

Question 1: What exactly is an Acolyte, anyway?

Question 2: What makes you think that a legit shipyard would do buisness with Hangar 41, Inc?

Who needs them to do business with you..... Firepower definatly has it's advantages

*grins*

[Y2K] I still need the Sith Infiltrator, Red.

So what you want me to do is HIJACK a Sith Infiltrator? Do you want me to send my pirate fleet out for it? Or do I have time to do this personally, in an adventure thread?

[Y2K] Nah. Just get word to Sienar that I want one and you'll have it in no time.

[Red seems puzzled]

[Y2K] Now that they're aware of my existence, they always have one ready for me. They're only available to the Sith, you see.

better get that cloning device up and running then

Thats Sienar Fleet Systems right?