h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Finally comprehending, Red turns to his computer and logs into the Sienar Fleet Systems computer. He orders the Sith Infiltrator under Y2K's name. Before anyone gets a chance to look over his shoulder, Red's computer screen blanks out for security reasons~

Alright, I've made the order.

Do you have a Hyro-magneto Warp converter. It provides a much needed boost to the warp drives in my correlian corvette.

dunno I could try an get one for you, how much you willing to pay?

[Y2K] Thanks, Red. Since I know you ordered it under my name, it's useless to deny it, and Sienar doesn't charge me anything, I suppose I shan't be paying you anything. Oh, and here's six hundred credits for figuring out my password.

[gives Red the money]

*frouns* OH but of couse you'll undoubtably need weapons for this journey, canI interest you in maybe the S.C.Y.T.H.E MKII possibly, it comes with all these handy hard to use features, even an mini parlcle cannon where the plasma gun was

well on the black market it goes for 10,000 platinum discs, so if you can have it within the hour to put on my approaching ship {which I am also on, go figure} I'd be willing to pay 25K platinum discs.

[to Red]- Request permision to transport it from here directly to my ship

[Red] Of course, done.

really, kewl

do you have it now?

me?

yeah, you said you might be able to obtain one..... how long will it take?

ah, give me till tomorow I'll get back to you

ok, that is most acceptable

right then, we're looking at about 11k in disks at the mo, is that ok?

11k it is then

1) Yowuzupman, you have my permission

2) St. Alcolyte, this is my place of buisness, and I would rather handle the sales here

3) I bought SCYTHES from you wholesale so that I could re-sell them. So I can provide people with those, too. The idea is that I purchase many from you, garunteeing you a large sale, and I re-sell them at a small profit to myself, like a weapons shop purchasing pistols from a manufacturer.

4) The Infiltrators are arriving

~The hangar doors open and a ship enters, delivering several Sith Infiltrators in crates~

I hope you don't mind, but I used your password to order a few extra

right I found one at 9k,


now emperor, would you like a few crates of S.C.Y.T.H.E. MKIIs a far more powerful weapon with lots ofhandy hard to use features

[Y2K] You got six. That's cool. Hey, guys, you were right!

[Sorry if this is stretching continuity a bit, but the other five clones enter]

[Y4C] Great! So I guess you owe me fifty credits or one Usual from the Aroma Café!

[Y2K] One Usual it is!

[Each of them piles into one of the Sith Infiltrators, takes off, and flies out of the forum. ]

d'u think it'd be apreciated if I shoot them down?

all right
I think you'd get mugged if you shot them down

really? GET THE RAGNAROCK FULED UP I'M GONNA GO HUNTING