h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Sigh~ Unfortunately, credit. Of course, I can pay you in many forms. Arms for arms, if you like, or I could deposit credits directly from my Space Centre account into yours. There's always cold, hard, cash. I believe I've got some platinum discs here. What's the cost?

120 discs per S.C.Y.T.H.E and 20 discs per plasma battery

oh and maybe I'll sell a psychic amp for 6000 discs

Is that the wholesale price? What is the suggested retail price? I need to make a profit here.

suggested retail price

Well, then what should I pay you for wholesale?

I wouldn't mind some of that technology myself. And seeing as this is a perfectly legit purchase, I'll make this my last purchase for a while now. Let's see, what's the exchange rate of platinum discs to Zorkmids?

I'm not sure, is the Zorkmind up or down in relation to the Euro?

Not sure about the Euro, but, assuming that you base the exchange rate on the Zorkmids from everything *but* ZGI, it's worth about,...five USA dollars. And the Euro is what? Two dollars? I think a Zorkmid is worth a bit more than the Euro, but I'm not sure.

*KL grins*

Affy only says that because the ZGI Zorkmid is only worth a little under a dollar.

Acolyte, I'll give you this bag of coins for one. It's a mix of bronze, gold, silver, and platinum coins that I found during one of my journeys across the cosmos. If you only take them based on what they're made of, they probably aren't worth much, but because they are so rare, I believe it should mroe than suffice for one of these weapons.

That would be like me trading alien technology to Affy for 13 snowzars, ammunityion, and the privilage of helping him test the technology... wait, I did that, didn't I?

I'm only takeing plat discs and whole sale is a drop of 20%

ah *takes bag from The Krylma Leader* you'll be wanting a S.C.Y.T.H.E then ok I'll throgh in two plasma batterys as well *hands over goods*

nice doinging business with you, and what do the symbols on the coins mean?

Hey Red, hows it?
Those bullets where great but one problem, one exploded in the chamber when Guinguschilds (sp?) blood got down the barrel. It there some other type of bullet that will do almost the same thing but not react with blood or only react with the target's blood?

how bout a S.D.Y.T.H.E it's a plasma weapon so it'll vapourise the blood and is mostly a huge great sword the prices are abouve

do you have one in Katana form?

nope but I've got a psychick amp so you could probably create one in about half an hour max

sure I'll take it, charge it to my Space Center account

Red I would still like the bullets too

really? your gonna pay 6000 platinum discs, you do have the money in your account dont you?

yeah, absolutely, I run a couple things off to the side and own a the rights to a couple weapons that I have developed and sold from my Demolisions lab (in the firestation subsection of the station). I also run a little under-the-table dealings with the Volgons so cash is not really a problem at this point.

The Vogons? are you insane? but 6000plat discs is good business

you have a credit card right? put it through this*holds up card swipe*