Spiders
Created | Updated Apr 17, 2002
As it is well known, spiders are people to.
In fact, spiders are possibly the least respected group of people on earth. Having never made a real stand for themselvs, most spiders hang around in spider safe houses (oftern in long unused "creepy" old houses) and disscus important things.
These can include:
What to eat
What happened to my leg
Why don't young'ns respect their mothers
Why don't women respect a mans right not to be eaten
What to ware to the next party at sid's place
How to get a job with the BBC doing set work in period drama.
How to get a job with the BBC doing childrens breakfast shows
What ever happened to Jason Donaven
e.t.c
Famous speach made by a spider was cut short by a man with a slipper in one hand, and was a rip off any way. It whent:
"I have a dream, that my children will not be judged by the number of their legs but by the content of their... AAAAHHHH LOOK OUT (SPLATING SOUND + REPEATED THUMPING)"
In fact, spiders are possibly the least respected group of people on earth. Having never made a real stand for themselvs, most spiders hang around in spider safe houses (oftern in long unused "creepy" old houses) and disscus important things.
These can include:
What to eat
What happened to my leg
Why don't young'ns respect their mothers
Why don't women respect a mans right not to be eaten
What to ware to the next party at sid's place
How to get a job with the BBC doing set work in period drama.
How to get a job with the BBC doing childrens breakfast shows
What ever happened to Jason Donaven
e.t.c
Famous speach made by a spider was cut short by a man with a slipper in one hand, and was a rip off any way. It whent:
"I have a dream, that my children will not be judged by the number of their legs but by the content of their... AAAAHHHH LOOK OUT (SPLATING SOUND + REPEATED THUMPING)"
